Thursday, 3 December 2015

Horny with a 13 inch tongue



I have (of course) written about my favourite festivity at this time of year before.

No! Not the dreaded Xmas. It is a celebration of a legend that sounds far more fun...

This coming weekend, across Germanic and middle European lands it is Krampusnacht - the night the demon spirit Krampus comes to punish all naughty boys! [And girls, apparently.]

I am preparing my horn-headed outfit as we speak, replete with chains, lumps of coal and birch twigs.

'Tis the loveliest time of the year, indeed. And here's a special song about it, courtesy of a "performance artist" called Actually; actually...



He will hit you with his sticks
and lick you with his tongue...
13 inches long.


Slurp.

6 comments:

  1. There's a film about Krampus coming out in America shortly. Toni Colette seems to be involved.

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    1. A "dark comedy horror", apparently. I shan't be queuing up. Jx

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  2. And this imaginative lore is meant to discourage naughtiness?

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    1. I fully expect it to have the opposite effect, this weekend. With any luck :-)
      Jx

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    2. I'm not familiar with the phrasing of well wishes for this occasion, but best to you on your festive weekend, and thank you for inspiring the title of my latest post.

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    3. You are indeed "Naughty for Krampus". Look out for his thirteen inches! Jx

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