Thursday 16 August 2018

The undisputed Queen of Fuckin' Everything



Our Patron Saint Queen Madge has crossed that milestone so dreaded by many an artist famed for their looks and image - for the former Miss Ciccone blows out sixty candles on her cake today!

The lady herself, however, doesn't really seem to give a shit. She is, and remains, the most successful female music artist in history, and she certainly has never bowed to the opinions of others. [A true Leo!]

Indeed, many pretenders to her throne have come and gone in the four decades since that effervescent, be-ribboned, diminutive figure first leapt onto our screens (in an episode of The Tube with Jools Holland and the late Paula Yates) in January 1984...


...but whether "the virgin":


..."the cool club kid":


..."the controversialist":


..."the style-setter":


..."the slut":


..."the icon":


..."the witch":


..."the pop-satirist":


..."the workout video instructress":


..."the gay earth-mother":


...or "the goddess":


...Our Glorious Leader did it first, did it better, and will continue to rule all that she surveys!

Many happy returns, Madonna Louise Ciccone (born 16th August 1958)!


STOP PRESS:
08:10

A little birthday message from "Cher" - "Whooooooo?!!":

4 comments:

  1. Happy birthday, Your Madge! You had me at "Material Girl", and I stayed until just after "What it feels like for a girl" (although I did pop back for "Confessions on a Dancefloor").

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    1. Every queen "popped back" for Confessions on a Dancefloor! Jx

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  2. Not my favourite Madonna song, but Cherish is my favourite video!
    Happy Birthday, Madonna!!!
    Sx

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    1. We all have a favourite "Madonna moment" - my fave video is Vogue (of course)... Jx

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