Saturday, 29 April 2017

Guess what? I'm still hot



Putting Betty White's "randy granny" persona into the shade (our Patron Saint of innuendo is a mere 95 years old, after all), the UK has not one but two 105-year-olds getting their rocks off - courtesy of some firemen!

Ivena Smailes, known locally as ‘Aunty Ivy’, had only one wish for her 105th birthday last August - a sexy "fireman with tattoos" to deliver her cake. Ivena had her wish fulfilled when a burly fireman from the Tyne and Wear Fire and Rescue Service climbed through her third floor window and delivered her Victoria sponge cake:



...and not to be outdone, Newport-born Mary Hayes had her cake-and-hunk-combo today, courtesy of Avon Fire Service!

There is hope for us all yet...

8 comments:

  1. Hell, for my 105th, screw the cake, I'll take the fire hose and probably go out with a bang.

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  2. Oh! That dear old lady had to wait six bloody years before she got her wish!
    Note to any other nongoenarians wanting a Fireman Sam: send a page 3 type photo with your request.You'll probably get the whole station watch!

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    1. Lordy - a "nipples-round-the-waist" shot? I imagine they might have some kind of reaction at fire station... Jx

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  3. yes dear, you and your twin sister look
    far better than i ever could've imagined!

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    1. It's the co-ordinated outfits... Jx

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  4. How disappointing. Ivy's fireman started to unzip his jacket but stopped at 4 or 5 inches down.

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    1. Four or five inches make all the difference. Jx

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