Showing posts with label centenary. Show all posts
Showing posts with label centenary. Show all posts

Sunday, 28 June 2026

Dwie lewe nogi, ale oh, tak zgrabny ma Sweet Georgia Brown

Alongside a cornucopia of "names" including John Inman, Richard Rodgers, Peter Paul Rubens, Gilda Radner, King Henry VIII, Kathy Bates, John Wesley, A. A. Gill, Jean-Jacques Rousseau, Sir Harold Evans, Willy Whitelaw and - erm - Elon Musk...

...it's the one-hundredth birthday today of the peerless Mel Brooks!

Always one of my favourite film-makers way back to when I was a child, his Blazing Saddles, The Producers, Young Frankenstein, Silent Movie and History of the World: Part I remain among my most cherished films, and I particularly adored his classic entourage of regular actors (Madeline Kahn, Dom DeLouise, Gene Wilder, Harvey Korman and Cloris Leachman among them).

He also has an unerring eye for camp - I suppose being married to Anne Bancroft for all those years must have helped!

Speaking of camp...

[and again:]

All hail, Mel Brooks (born Melvin James Kaminsky, 28th June 1926)!

Monday, 1 June 2026

Boop-boop-de-boop!

Oh, fuck. Monday again!

As we brace ourselves for the deep, deep joys that await us in the week ahead, let's pay due homage to the greatest of photogenic icons, Miss Marilyn Monroe, shall we, whose centenary it is today!

On this Tacky Music Monday, it simply had to be this:

...and this!

Have a good week, dear reader...

Boop-boop. De-fucking-boop.


STOP PRESS:

This!


[click any Marilyn to embiggen]

Sunday, 24 May 2026

"It's a number written for me by Jo-Hann Strauss"

Alongside a raft of "names" including HM The Queen Victoria, Patti LaBelle, Jim Broadbent, Lilli Palmer, Kristin Scott Thomas, Gene Anthony Ray, Bob Dylan, Alfred Molina, Jean-Paul Marat, Prince Buster, Priscilla Presley, Eric Cantona, Sir Jacob Rees-Mogg, Mai Zetterling, Jan Smuts, Rosanne Cash, Steven Norris and - opportunely, given the heatwave in London - Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit, inventor of the Fahrenheit scale...

...today marks the centenary of the birth of the fantabulosa Stanley Baxter [who only died last year]!

By way of a respite from the (officially-designated) heatwave [even I - "part-man, part-lizard", who loves basking in the sun - needed to get out of it mid-afternoon], here's another couple of classic sketches from the great man himself:

He was great, and is greatly missed!

Stanley Livingstone Baxter (24th May 1926 – 11th December 2025)

Tuesday, 21 April 2026

HM The Rainbow Queen


..in red.


...in orange.


...in yellow.


...in green.


...in blue.


...in indigo.


...in violet...


...and in pink!

One hundred years ago today, our beloved - and still sadly missed - HM The Queen Elizabeth, the longest-reigning monarch the United Kingdom ever had [and second-longest-reigning in history, after France's Louis XIV], was born.

Generations of people knew no other monarch except her. She saw 15 British prime ministers and 14 US presidents come and go during her reign, as well as numerous global conflicts from Korea to the Gulf, the Cold War from Stalin's death through to the fall of the Berlin Wall, the transition of Empire to Commonwealth (on occasions bloodily, sometimes peacefully), the rise and fall of apartheid in South Africa, myriad political scandals from Profumo to "Partygate", tragedies from the Aberfan disaster to IRA bombing campaigns to the Dunblane massacre to the Grenfell Tower inferno, the decline of major British industries, the invention of the internet and the rise of the information age, a palace intruder, Royal weddings and divorces and the "annus horribilis", the death of Diana [as well as her mum The Queen Mother, her sister Margaret, and her husband Prince Philip], pretending to parachute into the Olympic Stadium with James Bond, the COVID pandemic and "tea with Paddington". She gave Royal Assent to 2,820 public bills and 235 private bills into law, presided over 70 State Openings of Parliament and almost the same number of Christmas broadcasts - and heaven only knows how many other speeches or dedications she must have made during her extensive visits to just about every country on the planet!

When she died four years ago, millions watched coverage of her funeral, and thousands upon thousands of people paid tribute in person, queuing - myself included, for eleven hours - to pay respects at her lying in-state.

Cheers, Ma'am. Nothing's quite the same without you.

Here's another tribute (of sorts):

Then one of us will be a Queen,
And sit on a golden throne,
With a crown instead
Of a hat on her head,
And diamonds all her own!
With a beautiful robe of gold and green,
I've always understood;
I wonder whether
She'd wear a feather?
I rather think she should!

Oh, 'tis a glorious thing, I ween,
To be a regular Royal Queen!
No half-and-half affair, I mean,
No half-and-half affair,
But a right-down regular,
Regular, regular,
Regular Royal Queen!

She'll drive about in a carriage and pair,
With the King on her left-hand side,
And a milk-white horse,
As a matter of course,
Whenever she wants to ride!
With beautiful silver shoes to wear
Upon her dainty feet;
With endless stocks
Of beautiful frocks
And as much as she wants to eat!

Oh, 'tis a glorious thing, I ween,
To be a regular Royal Queen!
No half-and-half affair, I mean,
No half-and-half affair,
But a right-down regular,
Regular, regular,
Regular Royal Queen!

HM The Queen Elizabeth II (21st April 1926 - 8th September 2022)

Tuesday, 11 November 2025

Just the one, dear?

Another day, another centenary...

Today, one hundred years ago, someone who was very dear to our hearts was born - Dame June Whitfield!

Probably the most "treasured" of "national treasures", in her long career she played ditzy "Eff"in The Glums, and the long-suffering eponymous wife in Terry and June, appeared in a long-running series of adverts for Birds Eye, played various supporting characters alongside comedy greats such as Jimmy Edwards, Tony Hancock, Roy Hudd, Arthur Askey, Frankie Howerd, Benny Hill and the Carry On team, and was even Miss Marple (on the radio).

She stuck her tongue firmly in her perfectly-crafted cheek for "cult" roles with Julian Clary, French & Saunders and in Dr Who, culminating in possibly her best-loved role as "Gran" in Ab Fab.

She sang with big and small bands, played deadly serious as well as light entertainment parts; the woman could do anything...

We had the privilege of sitting right in front of the great lady (and Prunella Scales and Timothy West, to boot!) at Wilton's Music Hall when Roy Hudd was appearing on stage delivering his History Of The Music Hall, and she was every bit the dear, sweet little old lady she appeared to be.

Speaking of "sweet":

All hail, Dame June Rosemary Whitfield (11th November 1925 – 29th December 2018)!

Monday, 10 November 2025

The winter is forbidden till December, and exits March the second on the dot

Groo - Monday again, and it's raining...

Hey ho - we have a centenary to take our minds off it, that of the very lovely Richard Burton.

With his mellifluous deep Welsh-accented voice and piercing blue eyes, he was more-or-less destined to be an actor, and indeed he became lauded as one of Britain's (and the world's) finest! Despite his long and estimable career - from My Cousin Rachel to The Robe to Under Milk Wood to Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? to Jeff Wayne's The War of the Worlds - his acting accomplishments were somewhat overshadowed by his tumultuous and headline-grabbing relationship with Elizabeth Taylor...

On this Tacky Music Monday, by way of a tribute, here's the great man singing:

Have a good week, dear reader.

Saturday, 8 November 2025

But what's the use, you've cooked my goose

Mea culpa, mea culpa...

Only nine months too late - I only just realised the shameful fact that I missed Our Patron Saint of Whiskey Elaine Stritch's centenary in February!

We adored the great dame so much, too, for her legendary performance as "Joanne" in Sondheim's Company, her chutzpah and her uncompromising personality, and even her appearances on British telly in Two's Company (with Donald Sinden) - and thankfully we got to see her one woman show Elaine Stritch at Liberty at The Old Vic way back in 2002.

The obsession with all things "Stritchy" really began for me, however, when the CD version of her 1956 album Stritch [that The Madam had on vinyl for years] was released in 1995. I bought a copy in HMV in around 1999/2000 - and we played it to death!

Here, for your delectation, dear reader, is the whole thing, track-by-track:

Fan-bloody-tastic!

All hail.

Wednesday, 22 October 2025

Ay, no hay que llorar, que la vida es un carnaval - ¡es más bello vivir cantando!


[click to embiggen]

Simply because one can never have too much Celia Cruz...

We had a stupendous time at the Cadogan Hall last night for the centenary Celebration of Celia Cruz, courtesy of a very talented ensemble indeed, Orchestra Mambo International!

Not only are they superb instrumentalists - trombone, baritone sax, trumpets, bongos, drums, güiro, maracas, guitar, piano and vibraphone, the key components of salsa music, all played to perfection - but they had on the bill a trio of utterly wonderful singers: Yuri Moreno, Juanita Euka, and - probably best of all, mainly because he held everything together so well from beginning to end - the band's lead singer Carlos “Pachanga” Peña. 

It was the ladies, however, upon whom the spotlight shone, as they took it in turns to perform as "Celia" on a whole raft of songs from her back catalogue...

... and here's a fine example:

We have been to the Cadogan Hall (a crown amongst the riches of Chelsea) many times before, and this is the very first time we have seen the entire audience - of all ages, creeds, colours and class - take to their feet and dance like there was no tomorrow! On a Tuesday night, no less!

¡Azucar!

Celia would have been proud.

["Ay, no hay que llorar, que la vida es un carnaval - ¡es más bello vivir cantando!" = "Ay, there's no need to cry, because life is a carnival - it's more beautiful to live singing!" in English.]

Monday, 13 October 2025

Blonde bombshells of a different kind


How I always feel on a Monday. Cough, cough!

Sometimes fates collide on a Tacky Music Monday, and something perfect just pops into view to cheer us up... like yesterday's "birthday girl", Miss Susan Anton!

The living embodiment of a "Barbie Doll" (that hair doesn't move!), she was one of those typical pretty blondes who was "famous for being famous" - the inheritor of the mantle of the likes of Zsa Zsa Gabor, or Mamie Van Doren, perhaps.

Her career was hardly luminous nor memorable - she appeared in some commercials, and in some barrel-scraping films (Goldengirl, anyone? How about Cannonball Run II? She was nominated "Worst Supporting Actress" in the Golden Raspberry Awards for that one.) She was even in a relationship with Dudley Moore in the early 1980s (he seemed to get through a succession of blondes).

And she had her own television show! It lasted exactly four weeks. Here, perhaps to illustrate why, she gives it her heart and soul on a Make Someone Happy medley...

Have a good week, dear reader.


PS

Speaking of blondes...

Today marks the centenary of the birth of Margaret Hilda Thatcher, Baroness Thatcher, LG, OM, PC, FRS, née Roberts (13th October 1925 – 8th April 2013), the longest-serving Prime Minister of the United Kingdom in the 20th century

To revisit my post on the occasion of her death [with a quote somewhat echoed by Rusty Egan in yesterday's post]:

As Andrew Marr said in his marvellous History of Modern Britain TV series:
[Hers was]...the most extraordinary and nation-changing Prime Ministership in British history.

Margaret Thatcher was a woman who made mistakes, who could be harsh, who bullied people - close to her, and people she'd never met. But she took a country that had lost faith in itself, and she gave it a long and repeated slapping, and left it stronger, richer and more self-confident than when she came in.

In many ways she defines the country we still live in today. We're none of us, regardless of our ages, Harold Wilson's children. Or Edward Heath's children. Or John Major's. Or Tony Blair's. We are all, like it or not, rebel or not, the children of Margaret Thatcher.

Indeed.

Friday, 19 September 2025

So I'd like to know where you got the notion

It's somewhat gratifying for a change, dear reader, to be celebrating a centenary - when that individual is actually alive and kicking!

Pete Murray [for it is he] is undoubtedly the world's oldest living radio disc jockey. His first broadcasting gig was as the first English-language DJ on Radio Luxembourg in 1950. Remarkably, 75 years later, he will be presenting Boom Radio's "Boom Top 5" this morning - on his 100th birthday! Incredible, really - not many people even realised he was still alive...

His forte was, of course, rock'n'roll music [he was there when it first started!] - but this is our weekend celebration, so, by way of a compromise, to get the party started here's the return of an old, old fave - with at least the word "rock" in its title [tenuous, I know...]. Yes, it's the return of those custard-yellow ensembles - and Thank Disco It's Friday!

Have a great weekend, peeps!

Wednesday, 17 September 2025

Of Sundance, Bowie, Fry, nuns, stones, Titchmarsh and vodka


RIP Robert Redford, gorgeous man that you were!

It's another snippets post, dear reader:

And the weather? Grey. Very grey.

Saturday, 13 September 2025

Foggy

After a wonderful evening's entertainment at the Friday Night is Music Night Julie Andrews Celebration last night [more on that later, possibly], it's a bit of a chilled-out day (sheltering from the intermittent rainstorms) here at Dolores Delargo Towers - and, fittingly for that mood, we have a centenary to celebrate! One of the greatest vocal stylists of the 20th century, Mel Tormé was born on this day one hundred years ago.

As the estimable Russell Davies writes in today's The Telegraph:

Marking the centenary of the birth of Mel Tormé is bound to produce reactions ranging from a delighted “Ah!” to a baffled “Who?”, with nothing much in between. Treasured in his time – he died in 1996 – he was not quite a pop-star, not merely a jazz singer, and generally admired rather than loved.

Perhaps his name got in the way. He was born in Chicago 100 years ago this week, to immigrant Jewish parents from what is now Belarus. Their name had been Torma, and it might have been easier to stick to that, rather than add the complication of a French-style acute accent.

Actually it was the British who retained a special affection for Mel, after he’d married one of our glamorous film actresses, Janette Scott. That alliance ended acrimoniously with a court battle over their three children, but while it lasted, it made him the unlikely son-in-law of the redoubtable Thora Hird...(!)

Nicknamed "The Velvet Fog", his smooth style was equally suited to swing, jazz and crooning, and he certainly gave rivals like Nat King Cole and Dean Martin a run for their money when it came to interpreting the classics. In later years, he stuck mainly to the "scat" jazz style (a la Ella Fitzgerald), and kept on performing at festivals across the world until a stroke sadly ended his career. He was also a songwriter, his most famous co-composition being The Christmas Song ("Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire")

Needless to say, that one's not on my radar. However, by way of a tribute, here's a selection of numbers from the man himself:

Mel Tormé (13th September 1925 – 5th June 1999)

Monday, 8 September 2025

That is not my dog

Sigh. Here we go again.

After another all-too brief weekend, enjoying some much-needed warmer weather, it's time to work out if - or more likely (as I hate working from home) how - I'm going to get to the office during yet another strike by those greedy bastards in the Tube drivers' union!

Meanwhile, a celebration...

The Goon Show, The Ladykillers, I'm Alright Jack, The Millionairess, "Balham - Gateway to the South", Two-Way Stretch, Dr. Strangelove, After the Fox, What’s New Pussycat, Being There, Murder by Death... Many and varied were the roles played (in some of my all-time favourite films and productions) by one of this country's funniest ever actors, Mr Peter Sellers, whose centenary is is today.

However, it's for one classic role for which he is undoubtely best known - "Inspector Clouseau" in the Pink Panther films, from the best of which came these two brilliant scenes:

Yes, he was completely mad. Yes, he made life difficult for a number of people he worked with (and lived with). However, anyone who can make me laugh until the tears run down my face and my ribs hurt is OK in my book!

I haven't forgotten it's a Tacky Music Monday, either, dear reader - what more appropriate number could fit that slot today but this?

Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom,
Well, goodness gracious me!

Indeed

All hail, Peter Sellers (born Richard Henry Sellers, 8th September 1925 – 24th July 1980)

[NB Remarkably, he shared his birthday with fellow "Goon" Harry Secombe, as well as another odd assortment of "names" including Asha Bhosle, Antonín Dvořák, Patsy Cline, Siegfried Sassoon, Martin Freeman, Sir Peter Maxwell Davies, Sid Caesar, Pink, Judith Hann, Bernie Sanders, Lady Margaret Hodge, Avicii and Richard the Lionheart!]

Have a good week, folks.

Tuesday, 2 September 2025

The Quadfather

Sharing the day with a whole raft of famous names including Keanu Reeves, Marge Champion, Salma Hayek, Lennox Lewis, Billy Preston, Moira Stuart, footballer Joey Barton, Daniel arap Moi, PM Sir Keir Starmer, Jimmy Connors, Victor Spinetti, Francis Matthews, Bill Shankly, Mark Harmon, the ill-fated astronaut Christa McAuliffe and - erm - Google Chrome, we have a centenary to celebrate - that of Mr Hugo Montenegro!

Who? I hear you ask...

Well, he got to #1 in the UK charts for three weeks in 1968 - holding off strong challengers including Eloise by Barry Ryan and This Old Heart of Mine by the Isley Brothers - with this:

Although he did score some films in his own right, he really made his name in the estimable company of the likes of Ron Goodwin, Henry Mancini, LeRoy Holmes, Stanley Black et al, whose orchestrated "easy listening" compilations of film music became extremely popular in the 60s and 70s. He was nicknamed "The Quadfather" in the early 1970s as a pioneering composer for quadrasonic recording, and was renowned as an early pioneer of musical arrangements using the Moog synthesizer.

There is one composition by Mr Montenegro, however, for which he really is best known - this!

All hail, Hugo Mario Montenegro (2nd September 1925 – 6th February 1981)

Sunday, 26 January 2025

Totty of the Day

We have another centenary to celebrate today, dear reader - the man with the most piercingly blue eyes in Hollywood history, the utterly gorgeous Mr Paul Newman!

Facts:

  • Early in their respective careers, he was regularly approached by people who thought he was Marlon Brando. Rather than correct them, he would oblige their request for an autograph by signing, “Best Wishes, Marlon Brando.”
  • It was after starring in the 1969 racing film Winning that he took to motor racing in real life - he was competing as an amateur for a decade, he won his first professional race in 1982 and, at the age of 70 he was in the winning team in the 1995 Daytona 24-Hours sports car endurance race. He only retired when he was 80, three years before he died.
  • His was one of the few non-political names on President Nixon's “enemies list” in 1971, largely for his vocal opposition to the Vietnam War.
  • Despite being nominated six times previously for a Best Actor Oscar, he only finally won (for The Color of Money) in 1987 - and didn't turn up to the ceremony! He said: “I’ve been there six times and lost. Maybe if I stay away, I’ll win.”
  • In his words: “I'm a supporter of gay rights. And not a closet supporter either. From the time I was a kid, I have never been able to understand attacks upon the gay community. There are so many qualities that make up a human being... by the time I get through with all the things that I really admire about people, what they do with their private parts is probably so low on the list that it is irrelevant.”
  • Newman’s Own, his eponymously-branded range of salad dressings and sauces, is entirely not-for-profit and has raised more than $600 million for charitable causes.
  • When he found out that he and Gene Hackman were being paid more than their co-star Susan Sarandon on Twilight (1998), he offered to give up a portion of his salary to her to make things equitable.

What a man!

Paul Leonard Newman (26th January 1925 – 26th September 2008)

Monday, 13 January 2025

Slow down, you move too fast

We have a centenary to celebrate today, dear reader - that of one of the greatest Broadway dancers and choreographers of the latter half of the 20th century, former Mrs Bob Fosse, Gwen Verdon!

She - in collaboration with Bob - was the powerhouse behind some of the greatest and most memorable musicals, including Sweet Charity, Chicago (in both of which she starred on Broadway), Cabaret, Damn Yankees and Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (for which she coached Marilyn and Jane to create two of the silver screen's greatest vamps)!

On this Tacky Music Monday, however, by way of a tribute - here she is in a most bizarre routine indeed:

Have a good week, dears.

Gwyneth Evelyn “Gwen” Verdon (13th January 1925 – 18th October 2000)

Monday, 21 October 2024

Something that they'll remember

"In a cabaret, it`s almost like being in your living room with friends coming in to visit, and you want to give them the best you have, all that's in you."

"My whole goal in life is to reach the person in some way. It may not happen on every song - it may happen with only one moment in a show. But I want to leave them with something that they'll remember, that they were touched by."

We have a centenary to celebrate today, dear reader - that of the marvellous Miss Julie Wilson, one of the last great cabaret artistes.

In a 1987 interview, Miss Wilson named Billie Holiday as her major influence. “No singer has ever moved me so much,” she said. “No one has ever had such pain and emotion in her singing. She is why I wear a gardenia in my hair every night.”

Writer Deborah Grace Winer in her book The Night and the Music called Wilson "the undisputed Queen of cabaret, the doyenne of the night chanteuses." Hers was a long road to that pinnacle in her career, however.

From her roots in Omaha, Nebraska, she emerged in the New York nightclub scene in the 40s, found stage fame in musicals in London's West End and on Broadway in the 50s and 60s (and appeared in couple of largely forgotten movies), then retired in the early 70s back to the Midwest to raise her family. It was not until the 1980s that Miss Wilson revived her cabaret career, and became the legendary performer of Sondheim, Porter and Weill standards so beloved of audiences at Michael’s, the Kaufman and the Algonquin. She had her comedic moments, too:

On Jack Paar's Tonight Show in the late '50s, guest host Arlene Francis discovered that Wilson was a yoga enthusiast and asked her to do a headstand.

"I was wearing this exquisite, sequinned gown from Neiman Marcus, but I figured I had the situation under control"

"Well, while I'm on my head - live on national television - my skirt came falling down right over my head. And I was only wearing pantyhose! They immediately cut to a commercial."

What a woman!

By way of a tribute she is with a pair of Sondheim/Stritchy classics:

I'll drink to that!

And here - on this Tacky Music Monday - is the "old broad" still being "bad" in her 80s...

We can only hope to be that fabulous at that age...

Julie May Wilson (21st October 1924 – 5th April 2015)

Tuesday, 1 October 2024

Of peanut farmers, sperm and other bollocks


The longest-lived US president in history.

I like "snippets posts", so here's another...

  • Sperm shortage news: The UK fertility regulator has announced a shortage of sperm donors, and has raised its "expenses" payment to £45 per clinic visit. That's more than some rent boys earn! According to the Daily Mash: Nathan Muir, a regular donor, said: "My bollocks just got a 22 per cent pay rise. Beat that, junior doctors!"

  • Fucking weird old British traditions news: Sexy ginger-minge film star Damien Lewis was just the latest in a long line of famous people who took part in the annual herding of sheep over the River Thames by the Freemen of the City of London last Sunday. I wonder who they'll get next year? After all, Dame Joan Collins, Henry Winkler, Luciano Pavarotti, Ed Sheeran, Dame Judi Dench, Stephen Sondheim, Dame Vera Lynn and Stephen Fry (among many others) have all done it!
  • Cosmic news: A comet that has not been seen from Earth since Neanderthals were alive has reappeared in the sky, with astronomers saying it might be visible to the naked eye.
  • Please save us from a 1970s home decor revival! news: Apparently "Avocado" bathroom suites are back in fashion. Bleuuurrrggh!
  • I wonder if it's ripe? news: The world's oldest piece of cheese was found in a 3,600-year-old sarcophagus in China.
  • And finally - Sports news: Premier League football club Blackburn Rovers began using a 90s rave track last month as their walk out song in the 2024-25 season. Despite the fact it was released 34 years ago in 1990, I only heard it myself for the first time on the radio fairly recently - but it's rather fab!

And the weather? Absolute torrential-downpour-grey-miserable-shit!

Thursday, 29 August 2024

This odd diversity of misery and joy

"She could take the melody in her hand, hold it like an egg, crack it open, fry it, let it sizzle, reconstruct it, put the egg back in the box and back in the refrigerator and you would've still understood every single syllable." - Quincy Jones

We have an important centenary to celebrate today, dear reader - that of the utterly magnificent Miss Dinah Washington! All hail.

The former Ruth Jones took the music world by storm with her crystal clear, multi-range vocals - perfectly suited to jazz, blues, torch songs and big band music alike. She worked over the years with the top names in the industry, including Lionel Hampton, Louis Jordan, Brook Benton and the aforementioned Quincy Jones, and was certainly an influence on later artists like Aretha Franklin (and all other blues and soul artistes thereafter).

Remarkably, by the time of her accidental death in 1963 from an overdose of sleeping pills at the age of 39, she had already had seven husbands and recorded a back catalogue of fabulous music of which many artists would have been proud. One can only imagine what more delights Miss Washington would have given the world had she lived longer...

[And just look who's playing "continuity announcer"!]

And of course, a record for which she is perhaps most famous these days (written, of course, by the Master - Noel Coward):

We're mad about her!

Dinah Washington (born Ruth Lee Jones, 29th August 1924 – 14th December 1963)

Saturday, 24 August 2024

A live and lively broadcast

It is the centenary today of the birth of one of the greats of the genre known as "light music", Mr Alyn Ainsworth. Conductor and arranger with the BBC Northern Dance Orchestra for many years, he conducted at the Royal Command Performance three times, and the orchestra for the Eurovision Song Contest on five occasions, as well as contributing the music to a whole load of light entertainment shows with the likes of Cilla Black and Lena Zavaroni.

And here he is to provide today's "musical interlude", in the all-smoking, all-cardigans, hi-tech world of the BBC!

How many "celebrities" did you spot, dear reader? Tee Hee.