On another site I posted this image of the US "style consultant" Bobby Trendy as a caption contest. It provoked a bit of a response. Submissions so far include:
Tony:
"Renowned jewel thief Bobby Trendy leaves Tiffany's trying to look inconspicuous."
Lance:
"Provincetown - Style Consultant?"
Vontanner:
"What on earth did I just sit in?"
My own submission is not just
"Glitter and Be Gay", it is (as is is my wont) accompanied by a video that illustrates exactly what I think I mean by that...