Showing posts with label Johnny Depp. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Johnny Depp. Show all posts

Monday, 22 April 2024

Don't make no lifer out of me


This is how I always greet a Monday. NOT!

Too soon, too soon. I'd hardly got in the "weekend mood", and here we are again. Same old shit, different day week.

Hey ho.

Among a raft of birthday celebrants that include Issey Miyake, Glen Campbell, Bettie Page, Kathleen Ferrier, Jack Nicholson, J. Robert Oppenheimer, Yehudi Menuhin, Vladimir Nabokov, Dame Ethel Smyth, Immanuel Kant, Henry Fielding, Charles Mingus, Peter Frampton, Donald Tusk, Aaron Spelling, and - erm - Vladimir Lenin, it's "The Pope of Filth" John Waters' birthday today!

On this Tacky Music Monday, we deserve this - a double-bill of Johnny Depp at his most gorgeous, in one of Mr Waters' finest films...

Have a good week, dear reader.

Thursday, 2 December 2021

Sondheim(s) of the Day - "Killers" special: Sweeney Todd, Assassins

Not so much a musical as an opera, truth be told, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street - true to its source material in the Victorian "penny dreadfuls" in the UK - is probably one of the bloodthirstiest productions to open on Broadway; although I suppose back in 1979 the "horror genre" [thanks to Hammer Studios, The Exorcist, Carrie, The Omen and so on] was rather popular, so maybe its timing was quite good after all.

Everyone knows the story: psychopathic barber, bent on revenge, pairs up with deranged pie-shop owner who can't get her hands on any tasty fresh meat - with chilling results! Interspersed with a naive love story involving Sweeney's daughter Johanna and the sailor Anthony who rescued him from drowning, and some black-comedy moments involving rival barbers and the simple-minded assistant at the pie shop Toby, it's certainly a tangled web, brimming with wonderful numbers. And, without further ado...Attend the Tale of Sweeney Todd!

[Another Sondheim "standard" that has been covered by loads of artistes, in and out of the production, including MegaBabs, Renee Fleming, Michael Feinstein, (ahem) Jamie Cullum, Lea Salonga, Michael Ball with Alfie Boe, Josh Groban and Cleo Laine]

By the way, no surprises; there is no "Happy Ever After" in this tale!

We've never seen the Johnny Depp/Helena Bonham Carter film, but this is another show in Mr Sondheim's estimable repertoire that we've been to see on stage twice - in completely different productions and five years apart. The first was a major "in concert" revival at The Royal Festival Hall way back in 2007, starring the booming Bryn Terfel as "Sweeney Todd" and Maria Friedman as "Mrs Lovett", and also featured Daniel Boys and Philip Quast [NB the format was later revived again in 2014 with Emma Thompson baking the pies]. It was, as one might imagine, very impressive. Bryn Terfel is quite scary when in full voice!

The second version we went to see was the much bigger, well-promoted, and fully staged and dramatised version at the Adelphi Theatre in 2012 - with a surprising and frighteningly convincing Michael Ball in the title role, and Imelda Staunton as "Mrs Lovett". It was utterly mind-blowing! Quite rightly it won three Olivier Awards: Best Show, and one each for Mr Ball and Miss Staunton. We loved it.

All about Sweeney Todd at Everything Sondheim.


Speaking of "loving it", one of Mr Sondheim's lesser-known [and certainly less-often-revived - although a version is apparently currently showing off-Broadway in 2021] creations is a very weird concept indeed...

I mean, how many "artistic types" would think: "I know what would make a great plot for a musical! Every assassin or would-be-assassin of Presidents of the United States of America implausibly gathered in a Scooby-Doo-style sinister abandoned funfair to sing about their deeds, and to join together in harmony to implore Lee Harvey Oswald to pull the trigger on JFK? That'd go down well."

But. It. Works.

Assassins has had a bit of a chequered history, for sure - its original off-Broadway production in 1990 closed after just 73 performances, and the London run at The Donmar after a mere 76; its proposed revival was delayed for three years after the 11th September terrorist attacks, but once it finally opened (with Neil Patrick Harris and Michael Cerveris), it won a Tony Award. We went to see the 2014 Menier Chocolate Factory version, starring Catherine Tate, the lovely Aaron Tveit, Jamie Parker, Mike McShane and Andy Nyman - where we were in the front row, right in the middle of the action; and we were spooked to bits at having various members of the cast in turn pointing guns in our faces!

It's a twisted idea, but with a helluva score, from which this is merely a soupçon...

Boom!

A comprehensive analysis of the plot, courtesy of the New Line Theatre site; alternatively read more on Wikipedia.

RIP, Stephen Joshua Sondheim (22nd March 1930 – 26th November 2021)

[One of a series of tributes I will be posting to Mr Sondheim this week.]
Previous "Sondheim of the Day" entries:

Saturday, 19 June 2021

Totty of the season


Louis Jourdan, whose centenary it is today [more here]


Johnny Depp, 9th June 1963 [more here]


Barry Evans, 18th June 1943 [more here]


Chris Evans, who was 40 on 13th June [more here]


Neil Patrick Harris, 15th June 1973 [more here and here]


Måns Zelmerlöw, 13th June 1986 [more here]


Richard Madden, 18th June 1986 [more here and, especially, here]


Hugh Laurie, 11th June 1959

And finally...

...one for Ms Scarlet!


Aidan Turner, 19th June 1983 [more here]

Wednesday, 12 November 2014

Into the woods, and who can tell...what's waiting on the journey?



Another big-screen big-budget Sondheim adaptation opens at Xmas this year (after 2008's Sweeney Todd) - and its cast is quite a roll-call of beloved thesps including Johnny Depp, Meryl Streep, Christine Baranski, Frances de la Tour, Simon Russell Beale, Annette Crosbie and Tracey Ullman(!)

Into The Woods, one of Mr Sondheim's finest, most complex (and funniest) musicals, is (remarkably) a Disney production, and was primarily made in Shepperton Studios, London.

From the trailer alone, one just knew Miss Streep was born to play The Witch...


Heaven only knows how this will compare to our experience of the stage version at the Regent's Park Open Air Theatre in 2010, complete with Dame Judi as The Giant and a full-scale breeze blowing the trees that complimented the atmosphere perfectly, I don't know...

...nevertheless I can't deny it - I am dying to see this one...

Into The Woods on IMDB.

Monday, 9 June 2014

Hair-hoppers



Two birthday boys on this day, linked by a common muse?

House fave - and several-times featured "Totty of the Day" Mr Johnny Depp blows out 51 candles today. We'd like to help him with the "blow" bit...

The late, great Mr Jackie Wilson - another favourite of the genius that is John Waters - would have celebrated his 80th birthday today.

For this Tacky Music Monday let's pay tribute to the three of them, with a routine by the latter that could easily have been lifted straight from one of Mr Waters' musical movies - Hairspray or Cry Baby [Mr Depp at his most gorgeous] - it's Baby Workout!

Check out those bobby-soxers! And those trousers...


John Christopher "Johnny" Depp II (born 9th June 1963)

Jack Leroy "Jackie" Wilson, Jr. (9th June 1934 – 21st January 1984)

Sunday, 9 June 2013

Mr D









It's another "fabulous at 50" birthday today - Mr Johnny Depp!

Sultry, moody, the ultimate on-screen portrayer of "outsiders", Mr Depp is eternally gorgeous, and one of my favourite male icons.

And yes. I would.

Johnny Depp website

Friday, 7 December 2012

Not as much about torture, sodomy and death



Sod all this festering season power-ballad-cum-glam-cum-bells-cum-choral Xmas nonsense - here's what promises to be a proper record!

"It is a very different record than volume one," Pirates of the Caribbean producer Hal Willner told Rolling Stone. "It seems happier – not as much about torture, sodomy and death."

In the second instalment (the first was in 2006) of a project instigated by none other than the alt-sex-god Johnny Depp (who else), a new compilation of pirate ballads will feature contributions from some of the most anarchic motley crew of artists (possibly) ever assembled in one place!

Featuring such stars and mega-stars as Iggy Pop, Patti Smith, Marc Almond, Tom Waits, Keith Richards, Angelica Huston, Michael Stipe, Courtney Love, Nick Cave, Marianne Faithfull, Todd Rundgren, Beth Orton, Macy Gray, Susanna Hoffs, Antony Hegarty, Shane MacGowan, Dr John, Sean Lennon and Mr Depp himself, the album Son of Rogue's Gallery: Pirate Ballads, Sea Songs and Chanteys sounds like it may be an essential addition to the anthology of bizarre miscellanea that forms our music collection...

Here's Mr McGowan and Mr Depp with one of the tracks from the compilation - Leaving of Liverpool:


Son of Rogue's Gallery will be released via Anti-Records on 19th February 2013 as a double CD.

Tuesday, 1 April 2008

Stand up for Johnny



Good Heavens!! Trojan condoms has offered Johnny Depp 10 million dollars to be the "face" of their their Magnum range.

What a lovely concept - just think of how many variations on a safe sex video one could imagine with Johnny Depp in them...

And if they’re looking for volunteers for what their ad campaign is describing as "Stand up with Johnny for safer sex", then I’m your man!

As featured on D-Listed

Sunday, 24 February 2008

Depp-th charged



We wait with bated breath this evening for the announcement of the Oscar winners (not really - this annual American back-slapping event has always been a bit of a crap affair, with the obviously good performances unrewarded and the obviously populist films scooping prizes).

Here is a clip of the gorgeous Johnny Depp - nominated for Best Actor- singing in his best David Bowie voice in Sweeney Todd:


Voted People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive in 2003, I have been in love with Johnny Depp ever since Cry Baby. With his twinkling eyes, his off-beat choice of roles - think Edward Scissorhands or Ed Wood - and his all-round charm he has my vote any day!

The Oscars

Johnny Depp on IMDB