A Rabbit has thanked Hugh Hefner for making people think he is a sex symbol, not just a boring herbivore.
Rabbit Roy Hobbs said: “Before the Playboy logo, people had a much more mundane image of rabbits as slightly manky-looking brown things that amble around eating vegetation.
“And to be honest, that is quite accurate. For example I’ve spent this morning squatting in a field nibbling at grass and occasionally looking startled.
“But thanks to Hugh, the world associates rabbits with high-class orgies, cocktails, celebrity breasts and driving around really fast in sports cars.
“While in reality I am very shy. It comes with being quite low in the food chain.”
He added: “Maybe one day I’ll have a rabbit version of the Playboy Mansion. Basically a massive sex burrow with hot and cold running carrots.”
Of course.
And, right on cue, fresh from the home of all things soft-focus, gorgeous and exotic - Soft Tempo Lounge - we have a snippet of one of the most notorious (and eternally-remembered) "soft-porn" films ever made, Emmanuelle (starring the late, great Sylvia Krystel). With some smooth music, naturally:
[Music: Spring Rain by Bebu Silvetti]
Mr Hefner would have approved.
Hugh Marston Hefner (9th April 1926 – 27th September 2017)
