It's Mommie's birthday today...

...have a slice!

And by way of a tribute...

Mark Gatiss and Frances Barber as "Bette and Joan" in Psychobitches

Joan Crawford (born Lucille Fay LeSueur, 23rd March 1904 – 10th May 1977)

"I hope you weren't hurt..."

Mark Gatiss and Frances Barber as "Bette and Joan" in Psychobitches

Mark Gatiss stars as Joan Crawford and Frances Barber as Bette Davis in a new dark comedy Psychobitches, which features famous women from history in the therapist's chair (or, in this case, waiting room).

Look out, too, for "appearances" from Sylvia Plath, Audrey Hepburn, Eva Peron, Margot Fonteyn and the Bronte Sisters...

Psychobitches is on tonight (30th May 2013) at 9pm on Sky Arts 1 HD.

Utter, utter genius!