Happy Canada Day to our chums across the water! And congratulations, too - the news has broken that at last, Deadpool has got his wish. Canada (joining fellow former colony Australia) will be entering the Eurovision Song Contest next year!
To celebrate this important occasion, I couldn't resist posting this again:
Mistress MJ will be breaking that rule as we speak...
The "great day of doing fuck all except eat and drink" is here.
Bah Humbug!
It's traditional...
Sherry and chocolate for breakfast. Gin for aperitif. Sprouts! Port for digestif. More chocolate. The Queen's King's Speech. Nothing to do but watch telly.
And this - another long-standing tradition!
Bah Humbug.
Not only would our dearly-missed Princess Diana have celebrated her 60th birthday today, but it also happens to be Canada Day!
Without further ado, let's pay due deference to the land that gave the world William Shatner, Fay Wray, Pamela Anderson, Ryan Reynolds, Bryan Adams, Keanu Reeves, Leonard Cohen, Michael Buble, Alanis Morrisette, Jim Carrey, Avril Lavigne, Donald and Kiefer Sutherland, Joni Mitchell, Mike Myers, Shania Twain, Leslie Nielsen, k.d. lang, John Candy, Paul Anka, possibly the world's first fuckable Head of State Justin Trudeau, and - erm - Justin Bieber, Drake and Slime Dion(!) with this delightful ditty [from a citizen of a completely different former colony altogether]...
