Showing posts with label Chinese New Year. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chinese New Year. Show all posts

Tuesday, 17 February 2026

Kung Hei Fat Choy! - and more

Out with the (trouser) Snake and in with the (hung like a) Horse..?

...yes, it is Chinese (Lunar) New Year today - the Year of the Fire Horse. I apologise to anyone who thinks it sacrilegious, but this was the first song that immediately came to mind:

Meanwhile...

In Hispanic/Latin American countries (and across the world) today is Mardi Gras ["Fat Tuesday"], or Carnaval - a time for outrageously OTT feathered costumes, salsa music and a heavy dollop of camp...

...while in Britain, we have Pancake Day. Toss that!

Since there are fewer songs about the latter than the former, try this:

[OK, OK - I know it's actually a number written for a football competition, but it's a great choon!]

Enjoy your fatty, fried, pancake-y treats - or indeed your Niángāo cake!


PS

By sheer coincicence - it also happens to be the start of Ramadan, to boot!

Of course, I'm not sure I know an appropriate song for that.

Wednesday, 29 January 2025

Kung Hei Fat Choi!

Happy Chinese New Year, dear reader!

It's the Year of the Trousersnake Snake (oo-er) in 2025, so, by way of a celebration, here are some suitably-themed numbers, for your delectation:

Oh! And then there's this charming little ditty that I remember from when I was in school...

My friend Billy had a ten foot willy.
He showed it to the girl next door.
She thought it was a snake,
And hit it with a rake,
And now it's only six foot four.

Boom-tish!

Don't choke on your Nian gao, dears!

Saturday, 10 February 2024

Kung Hei Fat Choi!

Happy Chinese New Year - the Year of the Dragon, indeed! [And everyone knows at least one of them, dear reader!]

Sad to say, apart from a load of "heavy metal" rock numbers and Puff The Magic Dragon, there is little I can find on the subject of Dragons in the musical repertoire that is worth playing...

So let's have this instead - a load of camp-as-tits Chinese queens flapping their fans about!

That'll do nicely.

I quite fancy some Char Siu and fried noodles for lunch now.

Sunday, 22 January 2023

Gong hei fat choy!

...it's The Year of the Rabbit!

Time for a bit of Chas and Dave, methinks:

Chinese New Year 2023

Tuesday, 1 February 2022

Kung Hei Fat Choy!

Grrrr! It's the Chinese (Lunar) New Year - and "The Year of the Tiger" begins.

I'm sorry. I couldn't resist...

All night long, you've been looking at me
Well, you know you're the dance hall cutie that you longed to be
Oh well now, you've been laying it down
You've got your hip swinging out of bounds
And I like the way you do what you're doin' to me

Alright, that's right, that's right, that's right
That's right I really love your tiger light
That's neat, that's neat, that's neat, that's neat
I really love your tiger feet, I really love your tiger feet
Your tiger feet
Your tiger feet
Your tiger feet
Well, alright!

Well, flash your warning lights just as long as you like
I know you're aching to be making me tonight
I've got a feeling in my knees
It's a feeling only you can please
There ain't no way I'm gonna let you outta my sight

Alright, that's right, that's right, that's right
That's right I really love your tiger light
That's neat, that's neat, that's neat, that's neat
I really love your tiger feet, I really love your tiger feet
Your tiger feet
Your tiger feet
Your tiger feet
Well, alright!

I'm knackered, now.

Friday, 12 February 2021

Bovine greetings!

Its not just the end of the week, it's a bigger handover day - for it is Chinese New Year. Out with the Rat, in with...

...the OX!

It's difficult to find any dancy numbers about cows or bulls that are appropriate for the occasion, so how about Buffalos? Thank Disco It's Friday!

Gung hay fat choy, dear reader!

Saturday, 25 January 2020

Gong hei fat choy, Och aye!



By a peculiar chance of lunar alignment (or something), today is not only the Chinese New Year celebration [admittedly perhaps less so in quarantined parts of China, but I digress]...


... and this year, it's The Year Of The Rat...


...it also happens to be Burns Night, when we are encouraged to celebrate everything Scottish-y, like whisky, haggis, and men in kilts...


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Tying things up neatly [well, almost - it's about a mouse, not a rat, but close enough], here's a reading from a much-loved work by Rabbie himself:


The best-laid schemes o' mice an 'men
Gang aft agley,
An' lea'e us nought but grief an' pain,
For promis'd joy!


[Read the poem in full here]

Haggis stir-fry, anyone?

Tuesday, 5 February 2019

Gong Hey Fat Choy!



Happy New Year to our Chinese chums - as the Year of the Bitch hands over to the Year of the Pig!

To help cheer in this "year of prosperity" (apparently), how about a few appropriately pork-flavoured songs? Such as these...

...from the Andrews Sisters:


...Vic Damone:


...the sublime Bessie Smith:


...and, best of the lot - an entire "porcine musical extravaganza" [that we went to see back in 2011]! It's Betty Blue Eyes. Of course:


All about Chinese New Year

Saturday, 17 February 2018

This isn't Soul Train, honey - back it up!



As the Revered Mistress MJ over at Infomaniac has decreed - yesterday having marked the Chinese New Year - we are now in The Year of the Bitch; so that gives me a perfect excuse (as if any were needed) to play an eternal house favourite here at Dolores Delargo Towers...

Take it away, Diva Avari!


I have a feeling this is going to be a good year.

Saturday, 28 January 2017

So many cocks



Gong hey fat choi!

It is the Chinese New Year - and the Year of the Cock starts here! [How faboo...]

...and we know a song about that:


All about the Year of the Cock

Thursday, 19 February 2015

New Year, roses and ramming



Kung Hei Fat Choy!

It’s not just any old “Year of the Ram”, you know – it’s the Year of the Green Wooden Ram. And the Sheep. And the Goat as well. Whew! These things get complicated…

Far simpler to understand is why we at Dolores Delargo Towers adore this song (also a favourite of Paul O’Grady, as featured regularly on his show on BBC Radio 2).

Here, for your delectation dear reader, is the lovely Yao Lee and a song better known by its English translation as Rose, Rose, I Love You.

All together, now!


Rose, Rose, I Love You on Wikipedia.

Chinese New Year explained.

Monday, 23 January 2012

Enter the Dragon



Welcome to the Year of the Dragon!

And what better way to see in the Chinese New Year than with the utterly stunning Thousand Hand Guan Yin?


Gung Hay Fat Choy!

Sunday, 14 February 2010

Kung Hay Fat Choy!



Happy Chinese New Year! It is apparently the Year Of The Tiger in 2010 - grrrrrrrr.

To help celebrate, here are two of the marvellous Shanghai divas whose lovely music from the 30s and 40s was cleverly remixed by enthusiast and DJ Ian Widgery. We were delighted to discover this CD way back in 2004, and we love it!



Shanghai Lounge Divas album on Amazon

Thursday, 7 February 2008

Gung Hay Fat Choy!



It is Chinese New Year today - the Year of the Rat. And in the spirit of random rat-like things:


London Chinatown Association