Tuesday, 10 November 2026

It's not worth tryin' for


Even Mony Python's Always Look On the Bright Side of Life couldn't shift him!

Good grief! Can you believe that it is 35 years since the joke that became known as "The Bryan Adams Years" was inflicted on this country? In this very week way back in 1991, Mr Adams' croaky love ballad and theme song from Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves was finally - mercifully - departing the UK Top 10, where it had been since the end of JUNE.

Sixteen weeks of that time was spent at Number 1! I mean - who the fuck was still buying it after more than four months??

Needless to say, I'm not going to be playing it. Meanwhile, what songs did this behemoth keep from their rightful positions at the top? Quite a few classics, I am afraid to say - like these...

... and this one!

Shameful.

Monday, 9 November 2026

All, all, all, all night long

It comes around too soon..!

As we embark on another fun-filled, action-packed week in work, so we also take a collective gulp with the news that former teen heartthrob Leif Garrett turned 65 years old yesterday.

What better way to welcome in a new week on a Tacky Music Monday than with his one-and-only hit?

They knew how to wear trousers in those days...

Have a good week, dear reader.

Sunday, 8 November 2026

Of multi-storey car parks and Bollywood


Zombie Apocalypse comes to mind

"Day Fever"? My arse! Eighteen quid for a visit to a venue with all the ambience of an underground car-park, but darker, with a massive screen playing "ironic" clips of vintage telly, while the "DJ" digs out the inevitable I Wanna Dance With Somebody, Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go and Show Me Love? I lasted around fifteen minutes before I was heading for the lift to get out of this Blade Runner-esque hell-hole...

Sigh. We had a far better time (after escaping) in the Village bar in Soho, for their cock-a-tails Happy Hour, so all was not lost.

Meanwhile, as well as Remembrance Sunday, today is Diwali - so let's have something jolly to help with the hangover, shall we?

I'll have a Lamb Jalfrezi with Pilau rice, please...

Saturday, 7 November 2026

La selezione dei successi

As I head off to rendezvous with John-John and our other old chums we worked with years ago, for a daytime Disco [gulp!] - it's time, methinks, for another collection of some of the "newer" music that has caught my ear of late...

To open proceedings, one of my ultimate favourite groups - that played an integral part in my teenage development - still going strong after all these years! This very welcome "comeback" is in conjunction with former Smiths guitarist (who also plays guitar here) Johnny Marr. Dear Debs does sound a bit like Marianne Faithfull these days...

Speaking of favourite bands - a "new" old track from Scissor Sisters? Released from their archive of previously unreleased material as part of the - gulp! - 20th anniversary celebrations of their second album Tah-Dah!, this is as camp as old tits, and I love it!

Next up, someone who appears to have been force-fed on a diet of '90s Steps and Alcazar songs [no bad thing!]. He's an ageing X-Factor alumnus, apparently. {{{shrugs shoulders}}} I don't care - it's catchy as hell!

Summer may be well-and-truly over, but the "Ibiza party sound" still haunts us - like this banger!

Here's something rather eclectic, courtesy of a combo I haven't featured in ages, the former-classical-chamber-musicans-turned-dance-chart-toppers Clean Bandit, with an Italian-Arabic fusion that I rather like:

It was somewhat inevitable that our favourite weirdos Haute & Freddy would have released a single and video to coincide with Hallowe'en last week - but apparently, so smitten is he with the duo that the producer of the new remake of Carrie streaming on Amazon apparently re-wrote parts of his own series to include their music in his show, including this one!

And finally, saving the best to last - here's a girl after our own hearts! She says out loud what every queen secretly thinks:
"I wanna vogue like Madonna
Say a prayer like Madonna
Get hung up, dress it up
Wanna fuck like Madonna!"

Amen.

As ever, dear reader, I love to know your thoughts...

Friday, 6 November 2026

To help you to remember

Oh, thank fuck - the weekend is just about here, and it's time to start planning that party!

Again, I do actually have one to go to tomorrow - a "daytime Disco", of all things, as arranged as part of our irregular "Old Scopies" get-togethers [people who John-John and I used to work with when we were all at disability charity Scope many moons ago]. Lord knows what to expect, but hey ho, it's something different!

To get in the mood however, we really should be piling on the beaded hair extensions just that little bit thicker than usual, if we are going to keep up with Miss Patrice Rushen... How does she keep her head up while boogying in her jumpsuit-and-stillies combo? She's a marvel.

Thank Disco It's Friday!

Have a great one, dear reader!

Thursday, 5 November 2026

Of Romanovs, strippers, Purdey, historic stones, a beetle, gunpowder and Totty of the Day

Another snippets post today, dear reader:

  • Baubles news: Among the most important surviving gemstones associated with the Russian imperial court, the 197.80-carat cushion-shaped, rose-cut Romanov Sapphire [pictured above] - once owned by Empress Maria Feodorovna, and now set in an Art Deco bracelet by Cartier - is coming to auction at Sothebys in Geneva on 11th November. It is expected to sell for around £1.5 million (more than $2m). It is on my Xmas wish list already!
  • No dicks allowed news: A Magic Mike-inspired male strip show that was due to appear at local venue Brangwyn Hall was cancelled without notice by Swansea Council, much to the dismay of the ladies-of-a-certain-age who had bought tickets. I have been to Swansea. And seen penises there. Maybe the Puritans took over since those days..?



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...oh, and... Happy Bonfire Night!

And the weather? For a change, it's not raining just as people are outside trying to light fireworks in their back gardens! Getting colder, though.

Wednesday, 4 November 2026

Thought for the Day


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Hurrah!