
The weather's grim out there. The garden's looking like a pile of soggy rags. Bleurgh!
Time to dig out some suitable clothing for the commute to work...
...like Precious Wilson and her boys!
Keep dry, dear reader.

The weather's grim out there. The garden's looking like a pile of soggy rags. Bleurgh!
Time to dig out some suitable clothing for the commute to work...
...like Precious Wilson and her boys!
Keep dry, dear reader.


Thousands of relieved gardeners are finally able to water the swamp-like areas attached to their houses, as the hosepipe ban is lifted.Read more.
Many homeowners had been concerned that, unless the ban was lifted soon, they would be unable to keep their lawns submerged to the depth required to support larger marine life like catfish and snapping turtles.
Accountant and keen gardener Nathan Muir said: “With only 38 inches of rainfall since January, the mangrove region of our garden, which I navigate with a type of one-man hovercraft, was beginning to dry out very slightly and the alligators which arrived in February were getting a little bit irritable."
