It was Mr Barry Gibb's 70th birthday yesterday. Among the myriad songs for which he and his late brothers Robin and Maurice were responsible was their 1979 mega-hit Tragedy...
...and that was given a memorable makeover in the 90s by the campest of all "manufactured pop acts" of that era - Steps!
So, get ready to do all the right moves - and Thank Disco It's Friday!
And in case anyone is in any doubt as to how to do that dance, here are some handy instructions ("step-by-step", geddit?):
 | 1. Put your hands beside your ears in a "Tragedy" pose. Look shocked! |
 | 2. Raise your right arm. |
 | 3. Raise your left arm to join it! |
 | 4. Clasp both your hands to your heart in a protective manner. |
 | 5. Stretch both arms out in front of you with your palms facing up. |
 | 6. Put your arms up to your head as in Step 1 and take a step to your right. |
 | 7. Repeat the same move to the left, and then repeat both moves again. |
 | 8. Place your right hand on your hip and step to the left, swinging your right arm out. |
 | 9. Repeat the same move to your right. |
 | 10. Hold up your arm as if you're stopping traffic! |
 | 11. Turn to your right and roll your left shoulder three times. That's it! |
