Showing posts with label Tacky Music. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tacky Music. Show all posts

Sunday, 6 November 2022

Purple Sunday

It's bizarre. Here we are in November, Bonfire Night's over, and with this grotty weather it hasn't really got light at all this weekend, yet in the extensive gardens here at Dolores Delargo Towers, not only are the "usual suspects" - autumn flowers like salvias and fuchsias - still giving a fabulous show (and they are still covered in bees!), other flowers such as the "Black-Eyed Susan vine" (Thunbergia) have only just started flowering, and the Cobaea scandens [above - click to embiggen] in "the top field" at the end of the garden has gone completely, utterly mad! Too many flowers to count, in a five-foot-by-five-foot curtain hanging from the washing-line! Shame one needs a brolly and galoshes to traverse the jungle and the dead-leaf-slime carpet to actually see them...

Changing the subject completely, a somewhat obscure name appeared in the obituaries yesterday. Miss Nicole Josy has departed for Fabulon (or at least one of its tackier ante-rooms).

Who? I hear you cry.

Well, as one half of the duo who were the Belgian entry for the Eurovision Song Contest back in 1973, she created one of the most - ahem - memorable impressions in the history of that eternal kitsch-fest. As I said when when I featured it for Tacky Music Monday back in January 2017:

It has purple bell-bottoms and matching platform boots. It has backing singers in proto-Golden Girls fright wigs. It's completely incomprehensible. It's Baby, Baby by Nicole & Hugo!

Once seen, it can never be "unseen".

Wednesday, 29 January 2020

Conduciendo en mi auto



Just two more days, and we're off!

In keeping with our ongoing countdown to our pilgrimage to Benalmadena, how about a little open top car journey along the Costa [which one is unclear, but it was definitely before many resorts were developed] in the company of a rather - ahem - discreet Señorita?

Here at Dolores Delargo Towers we just love finding new divas - and to stumble across Rosa Morena (for it is she) was a delight...


¡Qué miedo!

Friday, 24 January 2020

We all here adore you



Hoorah! Pay day. Friday. Seven days tomorrow till we jet off to Spain!

The countdown has begun, and so I thought I'd cheapen the party planning this weekend right down to the "Lambrini-level" - with a number that would fit in brilliantly in a lot of bars on the Costa del Sol.

Admittedly, the long-forgotten [if one ever knew them at all] girl-group A La Carte were about as Spanish as I am [their founding line-up was three Scottish girls, and they were produced in, and mainly popular in, Germany] but this number just about fits the bill...


I fully expect you all to be rehearsing the splendid words, and moves, to this - and Thank Disco It's Friday!

Have a good one, dear reader.

Thursday, 3 October 2019

Gott gone



The curse of Dolores Delargo Towers?

It was only this July that I "rediscovered" the delights of the legendary "Frank Sinatra of the East", Mr Karel Gott - and today I find out the old boy has joined the celestial choir of Fabulon.

Hey ho, we always have this to remember him by [as first featured a decade ago on this very blog]...


RIP Karel Gott (14th July 1939 – 1st October 2019)

Tuesday, 14 May 2019

J’donnerais tout ce que j’ai



Convoluted connections #773 in a series...

Today is the official opening ceremony of this year's Cannes Film Festival - yet another excuse for red carpets, back-slapping and "me, me, me" attention-seeking-masquerading-as-politics - which quite possibly rounds-off this season of major ceremonies (Oscars, Brits, BAFTAs and the like having passed) before the summer (of mainly music festivals) begins.

As this means all eyes are on France at the moment, this gives me the perfect excuse (during our countdown to Eurovision this weekend) to feature one of that country's (ahem) finest entries in the 63 years it has been a participant...


J’donnerais tout ce que j’ai
Contre une moustache
Maintenant je sais
C’que j’veux c’est
Une moustache


This delightful ditty led to the worst ever result for our Gallic chums, when it scraped in last in 2014 with two points.

Ahem, indeed.

Friday, 15 February 2019

A nanananananana



Inadvertently, I've done it again...

As any fule kno, this here blog has been awash with "meme-ys" of late - this darn "#adecadeago" theme that Miss Scarlet has passed around the blogosphere like a rash - and today is no exception.

Out of the ether, I thought this choon would be a suitable one for the end of my last week in the office till March(!) [we fly to Spain tomorrow] - and lo and behold, ten years ago on this very blog I did exactly the same. What a cheerful happenstance!


Thank Disco España It's Friday! Sunshine, here we come!

Thursday, 14 February 2019

Amor, amor, amor


It's Tapas, apparently, not a token of - ahem - love.

Ho hum. "St Hallmark's Day" is upon us - a day that sees hordes of bedraggled yoof buying equally bedraggled bunches of red flowers and clogging the supermarket queues, the only day in the calendar that such horrors as rose-scented chocolates are ever a "thing", and when sales of made-in-China fluffy toys with sickly "love" slogans go up.

I have always hated it, needless to say [see here and here for previous rants].

However, I have found an (hilariously) appropriate song to add to our countdown to Spain, which complements the mood perfectly...


I hope you have a tear in your eye after that one [from laughing, most likely!].

Wednesday, 31 October 2018

The Transylvania Twist



Happy Hallowe'en, dear reader!

...and we all know what this means - it's time for the clip that scares my dear sister witless, every time:


It's traditional.

Among those unfortunates who were born on Hallowe'en: Dick Francis, Helmut Newton, John Candy, Russ Ballard, Chiang Kai-shek, Barbara Bel Geddes, Peter Jackson, Jan Vermeer, Bernard Edwards, Johnny Marr, Ethel Waters, Annabella Lwin, Zaha Hadid, Vanilla Ice, the truly monstrous Jimmy Saville, Michael Landon, Tom O'Connor, David Ogden Stiers, and...

The Cheeky Girls. [Who happen to have been born in Transylvania, Romania!]

Oh, the horror...


Twins of Evil, indeed.

Wednesday, 16 May 2018

¡Es hora de fiesta!



And so, dear reader - with Eurovision well and truly over, in the middle of my last week in the office for a fortnight - another countdown begins...

This weekend Madam Arcati and I will be jetting off (at stupid o'clock, but that's another matter) once again to the sunshine and delights of Benalmadena!

It has been a long struggle this Spring - moving house and garden in January was such a stressful situation that even our regular week in Spain in February (during which the weather was not exactly tropical) could not quite take the edge off it. Then came the coldest, darkest March on record (during which we sincerely thought we'd lost most of the plants we'd moved, after all that; but thankfully the losses were minimal), and teething problems with the telly connection and the heating, and budgeting for the higher rent, and getting this place into some semblance of decorative order (building wardrobes and shelves, hanging pictures, planting up pots), and the continued looming threat of redundancy in work, and, and, and...

...WE NEED THIS HOLIDAY!

We also need some utterly exagerado entertainment to remind us why we love Spain so! How about the pairing of an ageing burlesque stripper and a delightfully camp mariquita, having the party to beat all parties?!

That'll do nicely:


Inevitably, I have featured both "Señoritas" here before.

Thursday, 10 May 2018

Satisfying relaxation and tension relief



Oh, this is priceless! With the countdown to the Eurovision Song Contest - and the mayhem of a houseful of guests in preposterous clothing all cheering and filling in scorecards while balancing buffet food and booze on their laps - in full swing, so I discover that today is the birthday of a "national treasure" in Sweden, Kikki Danielsson, who has enjoyed a long career as a singer, mainly schlager, country and pop, with the occasional bout of yodelling(!).

Miss Kikki also happened to be a contender in Eurovision way back in 1985. Hilariously, her song - which came third - had the misfortune of a title (which actually translates as "Good Vibrations") that could be interpreted very differently in English-speaking countries...

All together, now!


Eurovision Song Contest official site

Tuesday, 8 May 2018

Shameless*



Groan. After a fantabulosa weekend, its time to go back to the perennial dullness of the office...

The sun is still blazing away out there, and, despite the glowing tan from Essex, my dreams are still of Spain - and there's always room for a bit more cheese from the "Land of Tackiness" here at Dolores Delargo Towers, after all!

Sharing a birthday as she does with a bizarre range of famous names such as Sir David Attenborough, "H" from Steps, Sid James, Norman Lamont, Enrique Iglesias, Dame Felicity Lott, Tom of Finland, Ricky Nelson, Ezio Pinza, Phyllida Law, Toni Tennille, Philip Bailey, and - ahem - Gary Glitter, here (again) is one of the biggest-selling artists in Spain Marta Sánchez, doing what she does, accompanied by a bevy of glittering safety gays...


That certainly cheered me up!

Marta Sánchez López (born 8th May 1966)

[*Caradura means "shameless" or "bare-faced" in Spanish]

Tuesday, 14 November 2017

Hello, Princess





Heavens to Betsy - Den and Angie's "Little Princess" Sharon (Letitia Dean) is 50 years old!

Now, I am the first to admit I am no fan of the eternal grimness that is BBC 1's "blockbuster" soap EastEnders - haven't actually watched it for years, and am inclined to do so even less now that its original round of "tarts'n'matriarchs" [Angie Watts, Pauline Fowler, Ethel Skinner, Pat Butcher, Peggy Mitchell - of the pantheon, only Dot Cotton is left, and she's 90] have all gone. However, the "curvaceous" Sharon - despite two long absences-of-leave - is still very much centre-stage in Albert Square, so at least there is some continuity of "bitch-slapping"...


But never mind all that. Here is the remarkable pairing of Miss Dean with fellow 80s EastEnders actor Paul Medford ("Kelvin Carpenter") - singing!


This really should have been a Tacky Music Monday. But it's Tuesday. Hey ho.

Letitia Jane Dean (born 14th November 1967)

Thursday, 5 October 2017

An uncanny knack for landing squarely between the beat


"While Elva may not replace Elvis, her rocking-chair rock features a kind of slippin' and slidin' rhythm that is uniquely her own. Her tempos, to put it charitably, are free form; she has an uncanny knack for landing squarely between the beat, producing a new ricochet effect that, if nothing else, defies imitation. Beyond that, her billowy soprano embraces a song with a vibrato that won't quit..." - Time magazine

"As does the work of Plan 9 director Ed Wood Jr., Mrs. Miller gives us something in which there is so much human charm that we are disarmed by it. We laugh at first, because the ineptitude is so striking- but the enthusiasm, heart, and above all, frailty, touches the heart. Ed Wood and Elva Miller make us happy, and in ways that neither could ever have foreseen." - author Skip Heller

"Despite (or because of) her strange operatic singing style, her first record sold more than 250,000 copies in its first three weeks. Ironically called Mrs. Miller’s Greatest Hits, the LP reached #15 on Billboard’s Top Albums chart. In April 1966, two of her songs hit the Billboard Hot 100 singles chart: Downtown at #82 and A Lover’s Concerto at #95. Listeners loved the novelty of Mrs. Miller. She sang off key and out of sync with the band, but she was a good-natured, plump 59-year-old woman whose enthusiasm for performing and overconfidence in her singing ability seemed authentic." - Mental Floss


It's Mrs Miller time!




There are no further words I can express...

Elva Ruby Miller (5th October 1907 – 5th July 1997)

Saturday, 16 September 2017

Moda, vuelta izquierda



Having just booked our February holiday in Benalmadena, I feel in the mood for a celebration...

I know this sort of thing is usually much more at home on a Tacky Music Monday, but how can one resist the espectacular that is Raffaella Carra hosting a stage-full of crap flamenco dancers, children and safety gays, with a tribute to the music of Seville? Not me!


¡Hola, Raffaella! indeed!

Tuesday, 30 May 2017

Euro-kitsch



Lord knows we need cheering up as the realisation dawns that the long weekend is over, and we have to gather our skirts and get back to work...

Trust those "funny Europeans" to provide the answer. How I stumbled across the amazing talents of the band called Passengers is beyond me - but with this stunning performance of their "hit" [dunno - it must have been, somewhere] Casino, at least I can drag myself back to the grindstone with a smile on my face...


Or something.

Have a good one, folks!

Monday, 29 May 2017

You gotta swing your hips, now



It may be a Bank Holiday (our last till the end of August). It may be threatening rain again. However, it was the birthday yesterday of Our Princess Kylie - so to lift our spirits this Tacky Music Whit Monday, here's not one, but two versions of her chirpiest, silliest number, The Locomotion!

Compare and contrast...

First, the official video:


This is what she did with it for the Fever Tour:


Belated birthday wishes, Miss Kylie Ann Minogue, OBE!

PS - scary thought: her original version of that song was released THIRTY YEARS AGO this July...

Saturday, 6 May 2017

Les Jardins de - erm - Enfield


Our "Head Gardener" here at Dolores Delargo Towers. We wish.

Another weekend, another shopping trip to the vast horticultural wonderland that is The Gardening Club in Crews Hill, Enfield in North London - this time in the company of our Essex chums Baby Steve and Houseboy Alex...

Once again, we came back with a shedload of lovely ornamentals to adorn our crevices, and next-to-nothing spent!

How about some - ahem - appropriate music to suit the floral mood?

Crews Hill and Monaco may be a million miles apart, but with one week left to go before the kitsch extravaganza that is the Eurovision Song Contest - and, of course the "cultural highlight" of the season here at the Towers: our Eurovision party! - what better than a pair of wooden Monégasque performers, singing some twiddly-dee number about their jardin?


Très ringard!

Tuesday, 2 May 2017

Too bad, too bad



Grrrrr. Getting ready to head to the stuffy office - where colleagues routinely close all the windows (even in summer, some women feel the cold it seems) and close all the blinds (it shines on the computer screens, apparently; "sit away from the bloody windows!", say I) - and (unlike yesterday when it pissed down all day, preventing me from getting in the garden) it is glorious sunshine, and everything is looking lovely...

I can only hope to be home in time to catch some of it.

Hey ho, it is the (other, after Tom Jones) King of the power-ballad-and-tight-trousers-combo Engelbert Humperdinck's birthday today. So here he is, many years ago when he was still ruggedly handsome, with an appropriate number - Dommage, Dommage. Which is in English Too bad, too bad...


Many happy returns, Mr Humperdinck! (Engelbert Humperdinck, born Arnold George Dorsey, 2nd May 1936)

Saturday, 9 July 2016

Yodel-Ay-Ee-Oooo



Bizarrely, this is by request...

Specifically for my dear sister, who has been dying to hear this - here's Mary Schneider Yodelling the Classics!

As she did.


We actually have her entire album in our collection.

As we do.

Sunday, 14 February 2016

Ni tu ni nadie - nadie puede cambiarme



We're back. Sod it!

From unseasonably warm Spain to grim, wet, cold Britain was a bit of a shock to the system last night, but at least we had a fabulous week - sunshine, booze, fun, friends old and new, good food, booze (did I mention that?) - and (of course) the uber-camp Fangoria!

Here's the wonderfully OTT Ni tu ni nadie:


Showgirls and safety gays? - and it's not even a Tacky Music Monday!

Es bueno estar en casa? Realmente no.