Totally gratuitous picture of Mr Rupert Everett - another icon celebrating his 60th birthday today - when he was still young and beautiful. Time's a terrible thing.
The oddest news story today had to be the mass panic that was caused by a suspected landmine washed up on the banks of the Thames at Wapping today - that turned out to be...
... a gigantic shiny bauble!
And we know a song about that, don't we, children?
[I couldn't resist it!]
