As we crawl reluctantly, cursing and spitting, out of bed (far too early in the day yet again) to embark on another week's joy in work - to wake us all up on this Tacky Music Monday I think a dose of Paraguayan footballer-turned-"singer" Carlos “Lobo” Diarte, some dodgy backing vocalists and really cringeworthy graphics should suffice...
Have a good week, dear reader...
[* Tu volverás = "You will come back" in English]