Ho, ho, fucking ho

The "great day of doing fuck all except eat and drink" is here.

Bah Humbug!

Kevin bloody Wilson - Ho Ho Fucking Ho

It's traditional...

What a crock o'...

Sherry and chocolate for breakfast. Gin for aperitif. Sprouts! Port for digestif. More chocolate. The Queen's King's Speech. Nothing to do but watch telly.

And this - another long-standing tradition!

Kevin bloody Wilson - Ho Ho Fucking Ho

Bah Humbug.

The old Xmas carols are the best...

...it's traditional.

Gawd bless Australia.

Bah Humbug!

It's all about the Hoes

It's traditional...

The crock'o'shit's almost over, dear reader.

Bah Humbug!

'Tis the Season

Some things are indelible and traditional...

BAH HUMBUG!!!!!

It's traditional...

Bah Humbug.

Ho

Today, we ALWAYS sing this song! It's a lovely tradition...

Bah Humbug!

Roll on New Year.

What a crock of...

It's traditional...

Bah Humbug.

'Tis the Season...

Scarfolk Council

Ho Ho Fucking Ho, indeed.

A quaint tradition on this day...

...around these parts, anyhow:

Bah Humbug.

My favourite Xmas carol

It's traditional.

Ho Ho Fucking Ho:

Gawd bless Australia.

One more day to go...

What a crock o'...

It's traditional!

Ho Ho Fucking Ho, indeed. It'll all be over tomorrow...

Xmas Traditions...

And of course, Kevin "Bloody" Wilson:

Ho Ho Fucking Ho, indeed...

It's traditional...

Ho, indeed.

Have a great time, bitches! No matter what today means to anyone, we've passed the Solstice, so it's all uphill from here. Roll on Spring, I say!

Read my exposé of the history of some Xmas traditions from last year.

Read my potted history of the Santa known as Claus from 2010.

A sweet Xmas carol

It's traditional.

Have a good one!

Ho ho ho

There is only one song I could bring myself to play at this time of year, really...