Showing posts with label Dame Maggie Smith. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dame Maggie Smith. Show all posts

Saturday, 28 September 2024

Surrender yourself to extravagance

Maggie Smith once went with Kenneth Williams to Fortnum & Masons to buy a bra. Upon being told the price, she replied "Seven Guineas! It'd be cheaper to have your tits off!"

Flying for the first time in a helicopter, she observed: "I never thought I’d look down between my legs and see Guildford."

As Desdemona to Laurence Olivier’s Othello, he, in full black make-up, criticised her pronunciation; she faced off to him with a stentorian "How, now, brown cow!"

On completing her most famous role after six series: "I think the wig I wore in Downton is more tired than I am!"

As Serena McKellen has it, "Maggie's got a tongue on her."

Here are just a few of my favourite clips of the great Dame in action, from her long and brilliant career:

And, of course...

“If you have been around long enough you are an icon. A rather dusty icon... or a national treasure.”

There will never be another like her! RIP, Dame Margaret Natalie Smith, CH, DBE (28th December 1934 - 27th September 2024)


PS

Just one more slice of genius...

Wednesday, 28 December 2022

Auntie Margaret


We have this exact photo framed and on our wall in the hall - with the Great Dame's autograph beneath. [click to embiggen]

It's our Patron Saint Dame Maggie's birthday today! All hail.

Another opportunity for a little "recycling", methinks.

From a post I did way back in 2013, featuring her early star vehicle Travels With My Aunt:

To my chagrin, I have never yet seen the entire movie. I was too young for the original cinematic release, and don't recall it ever appearing on TV over here. However from the meagre evidence I have seen, Dame Maggie Smith appears to be having a field day, camping it up as "Aunt Augusta"...

Many happy returns, Dame Margaret Natalie Smith CH DBE (born 28th December 1934)

Tuesday, 28 December 2021

The Dowager

It's our Patron Saint Dame Maggie Smith's birthday today! All hail...

A perfect excuse (if any were needed) to revisit some classic moments of the great Dame's most famous and formidable character:

Many happy returns, Dame Margaret Natalie "Maggie" Smith CH DBE (born 28th December 1934)

[NB she shares her day with a whole raft of the "great and the good", such as Nichelle Nicholls, Stan Lee, Hildegard Knef, Richard Clayderman, Earl Hines, Nigel Kennedy, Billy Williams, Brian Redhead, Sienna Miller, Woodrow Wilson, Roy Hattersley, Sir Max Hastings, Olympic medal-winning swimmer Adam Peaty, Denzel Washington and Martha Wash...]

Sunday, 29 August 2021

She could always throw her legs up in the air higher than any of us... and wider

What better way to spend an intermittently-sunny-but-mainly-overcast Sunday than in the company of the faboo Steve Hayes, reviewing in his own inimitable way one of our all-time favourite films here at Dolores Delargo Towers, the uber-camp Evil Under the Sun?

Perfection.

Saturday, 14 September 2019

Thanos in a tiara




[Click to embiggen]

From the review in Time Out:
In a cinema landscape crowded with superhero smack-downs and CG apocalypses, it’s sometimes nice just to watch a film that wants you to worry about the whereabouts of some vegetables. That film is Downton Abbey, a big old comfort blanket of a movie stitched together from vignettes involving missing paper knives, a problematic ball gown and an unfortunate outbreak of rain. It’s as nourishing as one of Mrs Patmore’s crumpets, and about as edgy...

Everyone gets their moment to shine, and Maggie Smith’s acid-tongued Dowager Countess (basically Thanos in a tiara) gets about seventeen of them. Her catty rivalry with Imelda Staunton’s similarly formidable aristocrat and her snarky asides are a highlight. Smith steals every scene she’s in, trowelling each line with ironic disdain...

This is a movie that knows what its core audience wants and provides it in spades.
Oh, yes! It certainly does...

Madam Arcati and I went to the opening night of the big screen adaptation of the series that took the world by storm (for five years until its ostensible final episode back in 2015) last night, and it was just like slipping into a comfortable pair of slippers.

Needless to say, as most reviewers have concurred, you wouldn't go to see this for its heavy, engrossing plot; nor indeed for anything unexpected, other than to wallow in the sumptuousness of it all. Which we did. The consternation and kerfuffle over the Royal visit, the machinations of the Dowager to get exactly what she wants against all comers, the wiliness of the downstairs staff, the stiff-upper-lips upstairs, a frisson of flirtings and semi-scandalous goings-on, a glittering array of frocks and tightly-buttoned toff totty, and everything coming together in the end with a sumptuous ball - what more do you want?!

Possibly the most "shocking" thing in the whole film was seeing Lady Edith (Laura Carmichael) in her cami-knickers.

Imelda Staunton added a welcome bitter-and-twisted grist to the Dowager Countess's mill, the cartoon-villainy of the evil Royal Butler played by David Haig (and his supporting "henchmen") provided some hilarity, and two of our favourite "posh totty" characters played central roles, for a change...



It was all one could have wanted from a couple of hours in the cinema: a delightful escape from everything that constitutes life in the modern world. Perfection.



Facts about the movie:
  • Geraldine James, who plays Queen Mary in the film, wears a dress made using fabric that was actually worn by the real-life royal.
  • Maggie Smith's tiara is a 19th-century platinum-and-diamond number from Bentley & Skinner of Piccadilly that contains 16.5 carats of brilliant-cut diamonds.
  • Both Lady Mary (Michelle Dockery) and Lady Cora (Elizabeth McGovern) wear original Art Deco pieces, carefully adapted and embellished for the film.

More trivia:
  • In 2010, composer Andrew Lloyd Webber made an offer to purchase Highclere Castle, where Downton Abbey is filmed, apparently as a home for his art collection.
  • It’s estimated that more than 120 million people around the world have watched Downton Abbey at one point; the show was broadcast in 250 territories worldwide, and became a major hit in Russia, South Korea, and the Middle East.
  • HM The Queen is a fan, and apparently noticed on one episode that there was a young British officer wearing medals which had not yet been awarded in the period the episode was set.

Enough of all that, and on with the show...

Thursday, 28 December 2017

Denker! Spratt! Where's my gin?



It's Dame Maggie Smith's birthday!

All hail, bitches...

Tuesday, 23 August 2016

Under the sun...



...we are still evil!

The UK is having a heatwave!

[At least for a couple of days; then it will no doubt rain]

Thursday, 21 March 2013

More Aunt madness



“Soon after meeting his Aunt Augusta, he has had a run-in with the police, smoked weed on the Orient Express, smuggled money and been offered sex in a brothel in Paris.”

News that the lovely Menier Chocolate Factory is bringing back to London Giles Havergal's farcical all-male stage production of Graham Greene's Travels With My Aunt sent me immediately off to the interwebs for clips of the big screen version from the 70s.

To my chagrin, I have never yet seen the entire movie. I was too young for the original cinematic release, and don't recall it ever appearing on TV over here. However from the meagre evidence I have seen, Dame Maggie Smith appears to be having a field day, camping it up as "Aunt Augusta"...



"Aunts" seem popular at the Menier Chocolate Factory. Travels With My Aunt is on from 2nd May to 29th June 2013. I think we may try and get tickets...

Thursday, 22 September 2011

"We are allies, my dear"



As we wish a happy 66th birthday today to ITV - Britain's first commercial broadcaster, launched this day in 1955 - so it is worth celebrating a programme that is definitely that channel's "finest hour" since Brideshead Revisited in 1981.

Downton Abbey is a phenomenon. Universally lauded by critics and audiences alike, it is practically guaranteed to take every TV award going, being as it is a fantastically-acted cross between costume drama and soap (the perfect combination!).

And with the pithy writing of that master of the art Julian Fellowes behind her, its unavowed star is the redoubtable Lady Grantham (Maggie Smith). When she made her entrance in Sunday's first episode of series two, we practically applauded. Here are just some of her better lines:
  • Mrs Crawley: “What should we call each other?”
    Lady Grantham: “Well, we could always start with Mrs Crawley and Lady Grantham.”
  • Lady Mary: “Sybil is entitled to her opinions.”
    Lady Grantham: “No. She isn’t until she is married, then her husband will tell her what her opinions are.”
  • Lady Grantham: “You are quite wonderful the way you see room for improvement wherever you look. I never knew such reforming zeal.”
    Mrs Crawley: “I take that as a compliment.”
    Lady Grantham: “I must have said it wrong.”
  • Lord Grantham: “We had better go in soon or it isn’t fair to Mrs Patmore.”
    Lady Grantham: “Oh, is her cooking so precisely timed? You couldn’t tell.”
  • Cora: “Are we to be friends then?”
    Lady Grantham: “We are allies, my dear, which can be a good deal more effective.”
  • “What is a weekend?”
  • Lady Grantham: “So, that’s Mary’s replacement. Well, I suppose looks aren’t everything.”
    Cora: “I think she seems rather sweet. I’m afraid meeting us all together must be very intimidating.”
    Lady Grantham: “I do hope so.”
  • “I hate Greek drama...when everything happens offstage.”


http://www.itv.com/downtonabbey/

Tuesday, 9 November 2010

Fabulous dame!



We are still waiting to catch up with the final episode of the magnificent Downton Abbey, which received a massive 10 million viewers on Sunday. The suspense is killing me! [No spoilers, please...] It's recorded on our V+ Box (amazing, given the amount of trouble we have had with the bloody signal lately!).

However, work patterns, a planned evening at the BFI tomorrow and another at the theatre on Wednesday means we won't get to see it till Thursday at the earliest. Oo-er!

We'll have to make do with this clip of a much younger Maggie Smith hamming it up in the blackly satirical Oh! What A Lovely War instead...

Friday, 28 December 2007

One’s still acting



"One went to school, one wanted to act, one started to act,and one's still acting."

Multiple Oscar and Bafta award winning actress and national treasure Dame Maggie Smith celebrates her 73rd birthday today.

Like so many theatrical queens, I love this woman, and never tire of her show-stealing performances in such classics as The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie, California Suite, Evil Under The Sun, Murder By Death, Gosford Park, Room With A View and Travels With My Aunt - all favourite films of mine. With her quivering, fidgeting dottiness, she makes any film in which she appears that little bit more special.

Happy birthday, Ma'am!


Maggie Smith's illustrious career is listed on IMDB