Putting Betty White's "randy granny" persona into the shade (our Patron Saint of innuendo is a mere 95 years old, after all), the UK has not one but two 105-year-olds getting their rocks off - courtesy of some firemen!
Ivena Smailes, known locally as ‘Aunty Ivy’, had only one wish for her 105th birthday last August - a sexy "fireman with tattoos" to deliver her cake. Ivena had her wish fulfilled when a burly fireman from the Tyne and Wear Fire and Rescue Service climbed through her third floor window and delivered her Victoria sponge cake:
...and not to be outdone, Newport-born Mary Hayes had her cake-and-hunk-combo today, courtesy of Avon Fire Service!
There is hope for us all yet...
Hell, for my 105th, screw the cake, I'll take the fire hose and probably go out with a bang.
ReplyDeleteJust the one, dear? Jx
DeleteOh! That dear old lady had to wait six bloody years before she got her wish!
ReplyDeleteNote to any other nongoenarians wanting a Fireman Sam: send a page 3 type photo with your request.You'll probably get the whole station watch!
Lordy - a "nipples-round-the-waist" shot? I imagine they might have some kind of reaction at fire station... Jx
Deleteyes dear, you and your twin sister look
ReplyDeletefar better than i ever could've imagined!
It's the co-ordinated outfits... Jx
DeleteHow disappointing. Ivy's fireman started to unzip his jacket but stopped at 4 or 5 inches down.
ReplyDeleteFour or five inches make all the difference. Jx
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