Showing posts with label Pussy Tourette. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pussy Tourette. Show all posts

Wednesday, 7 June 2017

Vote Pussy!



It may not be anywhere near as tortuous and long-drawn-out as in America, but I am heartily sick of this bloody General Election and will be very glad when it's all over and done with tomorrow!

It's time for a random diversionary tactic...


Je suis oh-so-hot
Vous-voulez my twat?
S'il vous plait

French bitch
Vous-voulez my twat?
S'il vous plait
You're wasting your time
Saw my man, so she felt the need to scratch an itch
Je suis oh-so-hot
Vous-voulez my twat?
S'il vous plait
You've given her candy and you've given her snow
But the dirty little motherfucker won't let go

French bitch
Je suis oh-so-hot
Vous-voulez my twat?
S'il vous plait
You're wasting your time
Saw my man, so she felt the need to scratch an itch
Je suis oh-so-hot
Vous-voulez my twat?
S'il vous plait
You've given her candy and you've given her snow

She got the man on fire
She's all these thoughts like a pacifier
She wants her legs much higher
But if she gets too close, then she's gonna expire


If Miss Pussy Tourette were standing for Prime Minister, I would definitely vote for her..!