The papers are filled today with various accounts from "friends close to the couple" about the true reasons for the Madge'n'Guy divorce.
Having had a bit of a crush on the lovely Mr Ritchie for many years I just wonder which lucky bitch will end up grabbing this rather lovely (and now available) hunk next?
Lowering the tone somewhat, too mark this momentous occasion here's a tasteful little fan "tribute"...
