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Groan. A beautiful, hot and sunny long weekend is over, and bump! Back to
reality...
We had a faboo time visiting the boys in Essex, and the treat of all treats
was in store - as they took us to the internationally-renowned
Beth Chatto Gardens
on Saturday! Created by plantswoman Beth Chatto in 1960 from the gravel soil
and bogs of the disused fruit farm belonging to her husband, botanist Andrew
Chatto, the garden follows her innovative ethos of "right plant, right place",
and encompasses a range of habitats from her famous (never watered!) gravel
garden, to woodland, wetland, scree [as in the photo above, with just one ugly
specimen spoiling the picture - me] and herbaceous planting - and it is
utterly splendiferous! We thoroughly enjoyed it.



And, as usual, we trawled the garden centres all around the area and came back
with bags full of new plants for the extensive gardens here at Dolores Delargo
Towers...
But what did we miss while we were away..?
The news was much the same old, same old - COVID, that Nazi dictator in
Belarus mouthing-off, banner headlines and gratuitous swimsuit shots in the
tabloids just because there was actually sunshine on a Bank Holiday weekend,
Denmark's "spy ring" was exposed... and
Heinz Tomato Ketchup is going to be made in Britain again! Oh, and apparently
Prince Harry's new job title means "penis" in Japanese.
We missed the late, great national treasure Dame
Thora Hird's 110th anniversary, the legendary
Edna Doré's centenary and the sadly-missed Eurovision host
Katie Boyle's 95th, the 90th birthday of Baby Doll star and sex symbol Carroll
Baker [still with us!], as well as the 60th birthdays of impressionist Harry
Enfield and the gorgeous Roland Gift of Fine Young Cannibals, and
Wicked star Idina Menzel's 50th.
Over the weekend, we mainly listened to/watched YouTube videos of camp pop (as
is our wont) such as Kylie, Fangoria, Erasure and Steps, and 90s dance music,
which was jolly. However, today marks the centenary of the birth of one
Nelson Smock Riddle Jr., so I think we should have a selection of more sophisticated music from the
great man's repertoire to greet our return to work. Like these:
How life should be.
Reminder to self: Must. Win. Euromillions Lottery. Tonight.