“That’s me slingbacks been remanded”

Breaking news - Wee Jimmy Kankie former Scottish First Minister Nicola Sturgeon's been arrested!

Let's hear from "the lady herself", shall we?

[Comedian Janey Godley at her very best!]

Don't make me cry

And so, farewell then, Wee Jimmy Krankie Nicola Sturgeon, bane of our lives with her constant wittering on about Scottish independence (despite the fact the people of Scotland voted that a resounding "No"), while her own benighted country has a worse record on the economy and jobs than the rest of the UK.

She won't be missed around these parts.

Speaking of tartan, here's an appropriate song:

Bay City Rollers - Bye Bye Baby