Showing posts with label fireworks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fireworks. Show all posts

Tuesday, 5 November 2024

Weapons of mass destruction


Happy Bonfire Night! Enjoy the fireworks...

As well as watching all nine episodes of Agatha All Along on Saturday, John-John also dug out an old "X-Men" movie I hadn't seen - X-Men: First Class, that ostensibly covers the "origin story" of the mutant superhero team.

It has many flaws - not least playing "fast-and-loose" with the original comics version, including characters that were only written decades after the original team's debut, and dropping other integral characters altogether, which infuriated me throughout.

It might have helped if the dialogue, (some of) the acting, and the zig-zagging plot had been better. At times towards the end, I felt like I was reliving the utterly dreadful Independence Day, but with mutants.

It really comes to something when the best performance in the entire film was given by the lovely Michael Fassbender's impressive groinage! My kind of mutation....


Speaking of groinage...

It would have been Robert Mapplethorpe's birthday yesterday.

His 1989 touring exhibition The Perfect Moment, a retrospective following his death, caused huge furore and much clutching of pearls over the inclusion of the rather charming "Man in Polyester Suit" [as featured, left] (among other somewhat near-the-knuckle photos).

Portrayals of gay erotica were anathaema to the establishment in the Reagan era!

The exhibition's cancellation by the Corcoran Gallery of Art in Washington provoked a censorship battle about national funding for the arts that was front-page news for the next year.

[click any pic to embiggen]


...and here's an appropriate number for the occasion:

All hail Priapus!

Thursday, 26 October 2023

Maiming power

Fireworks are once again being snapped up by the sorts of people least suited to using them.

Teenagers, morons and adults planning to set them off while incredibly drunk are all going to their local firework-selling establishment and stocking up.

Jack Browne, 18, said: “Isn’t it mad that you can go to a dodgy shop and legally buy a fuckload of explosives? And by ‘mad’ I mean ‘brilliant’.

“You wouldn’t let a twat like me buy a lump of Semtex over the counter, but in the right circumstances these have got just as much maiming power. It’s not even Bonfire Night and I’ve got more gunpowder than a box of shotgun shells under my arm. While smoking a fag.

“Every autumn people moan there should only be official displays and yet the law never changes. Long may it last. Well, at least as long as I’m interested in letting rockets off down quiet residential streets and scaring the shit out of old people and animals.”


Oliver O’Connor, 39, said: “My mates love my annual fireworks party. They look forward to getting hammered in my kitchen before stumbling outside to watch me ham-fistedly set off 30 fireworks from a four-metre-square back yard.

“Is it dangerous? Yeah, I've almost blown my face off by returning to a misfiring Catherine Wheel. But it’s a great British tradition and that trumps everything else. If someone loses an eye it’s like Nelson.”

The Daily Mash

Of course.

Saturday, 5 November 2022

I'm the bitch you hated, filth infatuated


Ally Pally's display*

Pity the poor bastards who've arranged a fireworks party or are off to a public display for Guy Fawkes/Bonfire Night tonight. As forecast, it's been pissing down all day, and there's no sign of it stopping!

Shame, as it would have been quite jolly to see this year's effigy at the famous/notorious Edenbridge bonfire go up:


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Regardless, here's a number that seems to be becoming a bit of a "go-to" on this night every year...

...but with a twist!

Enjoy your night of banging and flashing, dear reader!

[* Alexandra Palace (Ally Pally) is just down the road from us, but we can't even see their fireworks from our garden.]

Tuesday, 5 November 2019

Gunpowder treason and plot



Ah, Bonfire Night is upon us - a tradition lost on our former colonial chums - all pyres and fireworks, mulled wine, sparklers, toffee apples, parkin and baked potatoes...

...or perhaps, as in this video from today's birthday boy Jonny Greenwood and his band Radiohead, something else altogether:


Bonfire Night/Guy Fawkes website

Saturday, 11 November 2017

A sparkling debut...



...for London's 690th Lord Mayor Charles Bowman, whose amazing firework display (London's last remaining free one!) our "gang" went to see tonight:


[Camerawork not the author's own, I hasten to add - we were even closer to the action.]

Lord Mayor's Show 2017

Sunday, 1 January 2017

Bang, Bang


Happy New Year, dear reader.

Track list:
Prince – 1999
Prince – Let’s Go Crazy
Prince – Alphabet St
Prince - Kiss
Sigala (feat. John Newman & Nile Rodgers) – Give Me Your Love
Walk the Moon – Shut Up and Dance
Buggles – Video Killed The Radio Star
Jimi Hendrix – Crosstown Traffic
Fatman Scoop (feat. DJ Kool) – It Takes Scoop
Orbital – Chime
Woodkid – Run Boy Run
Frankie Goes To Hollywood – Relax
Kungs vs. Cookin' on 3 Burners – This Girl
TNGHT – Higher Ground
M Beat (feat. General Levy) - Incredible
Fatboy Slim and Riva Starr (feat. Beardyman) - Eat, Sleep, Rave, Repeat
Edmundo Ros & His Orchestra – London is the Place for Me
Coldplay – A Sky Full of Stars (Hardwell Remix)
David Bowie – Fame
David Bowie – Space Oddity
David Bowie – Suffragette City
David Bowie – Ziggy Stardust
Chromeo – Jealous (Dillon Francis Remix)
Swedish House Mafia (feat. John Martin) - Don’t You Worry Child

Tuesday, 25 October 2016

Wheeeeeee!



...I am on leave till next Monday! Yay!

Thursday, 5 November 2015

Twisted firestarter





"Remember, remember, the fifth of November, gunpowder, treason and plot!"

It's Bonfire Night.

What else to play...

...but Firestarter?!


The Prodigy. Of course.

I'm the bitch you hated, filth infatuated.
Yeah, I'm the pain you tasted, fell intoxicated
I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter,
You're the firestarter, twisted firestarter.


A greetings card verse in the making, methinks...

All about Guy Fawkes and Bonfire Night

Thursday, 1 January 2015

No Place Like London, indeed



Happy 2015, peeps!


Music played:

01 Cast of Sweeney Todd 2012: No Place Like London
02 DVBBS & Borgeou ft Tinie Tempah: Tsunami (Jump)
03 Charlie XCX: Boom Clap
04 Led Zeppelin: Whole Lotta Love
05 Flanagan & Allen: Maybe It’s Because I’m a Londoner
06 Shy FX & UK Apache: Original Nuttah
07 Sigma: Nobody to Love
08 Jungle: Busy Earnin
09 Ella Henderson: Glow
10 Katie Melua: Keep the Home Fires Burning
11 ELO: Last Train To London
12 ELO: Shine a Little Love
13 Jessie J, Ariana Grande & Nicki Minaj: Bang Bang
14 Kate Bush: Wow
15 Orbital: Doctor?
16 Shy FX & UK Apache: Original Nuttah
17 Kiesza: Hideaway
18 Ed Sheeran: Sing
19 Oliver Heldens X Becky Hill: Gecko (Overdrive)
20 The Chainsmokers: #Selfie
21 Sigma ft. Paloma Faith: Changing
22 Calvin Harris ft. John Newman: Blame

Wednesday, 5 November 2014

Tuesday, 1 January 2013

Explosive

How the UK saw in the New Year...


Happy 2013!

Track list:
01 Nero: Me and You
02 Willy Moon: Yeah Yeah
03 Dépêche Mode: Personal Jesus
04 The Clash: London Calling
05 ELO: Mr Blue Sky
06 Take That: Shine
07 Coldplay / Katy Perry: Paradise / Wide Awake Remix
08 Public Enemy: Harder Than You Think
09 NWA: Something 2 Dance 2
10 Sam & The Womp: Bom Bom Bom
11 Psy: Gangnam Style
12 Florence & The Machine: Spectrum (Say My Name) - Calvin Harris Remix
13 Queen: We Will Rock You
14 Gary Barlow & The Commonwealth Band: Sing
15 Ellie Goulding: Anything Could Happen
16 The Who: Won't Get Fooled Again
17 Dizzee Rascal: Bonkers
18 The Clash: Should I Stay Or Should I Go
19 One Direction: Live While We're Young
20 Swedish House Mafia / Tinie Tempah: From Miami to Ibiza