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Blanche: [after being awakened by the ringing phone] "I'm as jumpy as a virgin at a prison rodeo!"
Dorothy: "Boy, that's pretty jumpy."
Blanche: "When Blanche Devereaux goes after a man, she doesn't stand on ceremony!"
Sophia: "Or the floor."
Blanche: "What do you think of my new dress? Is it me?"
Sophia: "It's too tight, it's too short and shows too much cleavage for a woman your age."
Dorothy: "Yes, Blanche. It's you."
Blanche: "I treat my body like a temple."
Sophia: "Yeah, open to everyone, day or night."
Blanche: [to Sophia] "My mistake. I thought since you look like Yoda you were also wise."
Blanche: [explaining why she wore red at her wedding instead of white] "Oh please, it's bad enough hearing all those snickers as you walk down the aisle, but me in white, even I couldn't keep a straight face."
Blanche: "You know what I hate doing most after a party?"
Rose: "Trying to find your underwear in the big pile?"
