Wha oh oh oh

So Harry and Meghan have finally been delivered of a baby boy - my bet is she'll call it something like Zak or Mason or Ethan.

I couldn't decide on an appropriate tribute, so, on this Tacky Music Monday Tuesday [confusing, innit?], here are two...

Dancing Baby

It's not ginger, but...

The Ronettes - Be My Baby

Girls, I think he might be gay...

We have several weeks of tabloid coverage yet to go on this one, folks! Brace yourselves.