A Mighty Wind

Having a rare Bank Holiday off together, Madame Arcati and I have surveyed the carnage in the extensive gardens here at Dolores Delargo Towers caused by last night's 55mph gales. Thankfully, not much was destroyed completely, and although the little plants inside were shaken off their shelves, at least the (plastic) greenhouse is still on its moorings. Hey Ho.

In the words of Miss Elaine Paige on this Tacky Music Monday - Anything Goes...

Elaine Paige - Anything Goes [1990 Royal Variety Show]

The world has gone mad today
And good's bad today,
And black's white today,
And day's night today

Happy Monday!

Weather forecast

Humber, Thames, Dover, Wight, Portland: Southwest 7 to severe gale 9, becoming cyclonic severe gale 9 to violent storm 11 for a time, perhaps hurricane force 12 later. Rough or very rough. Rain or squally showers. Miss Gulch expected.

Miss Gulch Returns - I'm a Bitch

Miss Gulch Returns - Cabaret Beat

Miss Gulch Returns, a show by Fred Barton.

UK braced for the big storm.

Brainwash me for living my life

Tuesday is usually the dullest day of the week, so I think it's appropriate that we brighten things up and celebrate the magnificence that is Miss Grace Jones... Here is the wonderful lady's official video for her new single Love You To Life.

I want that hat!

Grace Jones - Love You To Life

Grace Jones is edible

Wow! At this time of year, you usually expect a Terry's Chocolate Orange or perhaps a box of Matchmakers, but trust Grace Jones to come up with a much more appealing option - chocolate covered bits of her own body!

I bet these would sell better than the Pic'n'Mix at Woolies' closing down sale...



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The woman is, and always has been, a genius...

Grace Jones - Hurricane (Mix 1 edit)

Grace Jones - Williams Blood