Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed

I have never liked the Festering Season, but I do recognise true camp when I see it...

The King's Men Cambridge - Santa Baby

Love it!

[I could think of an appropriate gift I could give that cheeky singer...]

I used to have a lot of fun with this song ... then Madonna sang it

Continuing our countdown... this Festering Season wouldn't be complete without Eartha (who actually died on Xmas Day six years ago)!

Here she is in fine bitchy form, with her classic - Santa Baby. Of course.

Eartha Kitt - Santa Baby

Eartha Mae Kitt (17th January 1927 – 25th December 2008)

Shopping is easy

As the weather continues to make that last-minute shopping an even bigger nightmare than usual this year, let's hear from two ladies who have already made their shopping lists.

Miss London and Miss Kitt cared very little about the queues in Marks & Spencer when someone else was obviously going to bring them their heart's desires...

Julie London - Daddy

Eartha Kitt - Santa Baby