Showing posts with label De Toppers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label De Toppers. Show all posts

Monday, 18 August 2025

I wanna take you to a Dutch bar, Dutch bar


RIP, Terence Stamp. We loved you.

And, so, the countdown to our trip to Amsterdam starts in earnest - only two days to go, and we'll be off!

No such countdown would be complete, of course, without an appearance by that triumph of art over nature Gerard Joling, stalwart of the most Dutch of "cultural instititions" De Toppers - and here, on this Tacky Music Monday, is a classic sing-along [well, it is if you speak Dutch] number that we've always loved. We've spent much time in Dutch bars that are just like this...

Oh, I can't wait!

Monday, 5 August 2024

Hallelujah!


Monday again...

Yet again, the fates decree that weekends (especially really enjoyable ones) must fly by faster than any time spent in work.

Never mind, eh? This is my last week in work before I have a fortnight's annual leave - with my birthday looming on Saturday, and a long weekend in Amsterdam on Thursday next to look forward to!

On this Tacky Music Monday, what better wake-up call could there be than a combination of the Netherlands' finest "dressing-up queens" De Toppers and the post-millennium version of 80s legends the Weather Girls?

Campness abounds!

Have a good week, dear reader.

Wednesday, 16 August 2023

Mijn Mokums paradijs

It's the final day of the countdown to our break in Amsterdam, dear reader and, no matter if I have posted it many times before [not least a year ago], and no matter that De Toppers provided my Tacky Music Monday joy just last week - I make absolutely no excuses for featuring this absolute epitome of "Dutch-ness" yet again!

It's becoming one of my many "it's traditional" moments:

Tracklist:

  • Geef Mij Maar Amsterdam
  • Een Pikketanussie
  • Aan De Voet Van De Oude Wester
  • Oh Johnny
  • Zo, Zo, Zo Is De Jordaan
  • Bij Ons In De Jordaan

Magnificent. We love De Toppers!

We love Amsterdam!

Monday, 7 August 2023

Hallelujah!

Ironic as it is, after the grimness and greyness of recent days weeks, this morning it's sunny with blue-skies-a-plenty. Just in time to go back to the grind...

Never mind, eh? I'm only in for three days - because Thursday is my 60th birthday - and then it's the countdown to our pilgrimage to the fantabulosa city of Amsterdam the weekend after next!

On this Tacky Music Monday, what better way to begin with the unlikeliest megastars on the planet, our favourite OTT band, Netherlands' finest De Toppers!?

Heerlijk! Have a good week, dear reader.

Thursday, 18 August 2022

Geef mij maar Amsterdam


Tarts on Tour! [click to embiggen]

By the time you see this, dear reader, we should be in the gloriously beautiful city of Amsterdam, one of my favourite places in the world...

...and to get the party off with a bang, how about our "house band" De Toppers, with a medley of typical Mokum music?!

Tot ziens!

"Normal" service will be restored on our return on Monday (or, as before, Tuesday if we're in late).

Thursday, 5 November 2020

Impossible comes true, it's taking over you

Darlings! The news may be all doom and gloom. Britain's back in lockdown for at least a month from today. Trump vs Biden is beginning to look more like some grand guignol horror story the longer the US election count goes on. Terrorists are amassing across Europe. Worst of all - the very last episode of Gardener's World for 2020 has been broadcast on the BBC!

However, there are some things in life that are worth celebrating. The 60th birthday today of the exotic gentleman in the above picture, René Froger being one of them. Who? I hear you ask...

Mijnheer Froger is not only the successful scion of a proud tradition of levenslied singing [his father owned and ran a music bar in Amsterdam, adjacent to our fave eating-place when we are there, Van Dobbens], it was after one of his solo concerts back in 2004 that he, together with fellow Dutch singers Gerard Joling and Gordon Heuckeroth* founded one of our own all-time favourite "supergroups" ever, De Toppers!

Forget your whale-watching, your Taj Mahals, Machu Pichus, luxury hotels, cruises, whatever - to be in the audience at one of their concerts is Number One on my bucket-list of "things to do before I die"!

So, without further ado, dear reader...

THIS is how you make an entrance!!

Where it's covered in all the coloured lights
Where the runaways are running the night
Impossible comes true, it's taking over you
Oh, this is the greatest show!

And, to think - there are still one or two (possibly blind, possibly mad) people out there who do not realise that I am gay...

To finish [as if there is any way to follow that], as it is Guy Fawkes Night (Bonfire Night) here in the UK...

...some fireworks!

Fijne verjaardag, René Froger (born 5th November 1960)

[*Gordon has now departed; current "additional Toppers" are Jeroen van der Boom and Jan Smit]

Monday, 13 July 2020

Make it so


Our new bench, in the "jungle"

Such beautiful weather yesterday - and today, more's the pity, as we enter week 17 of working from the living-room - the garden is really taking off!

To try and alleviate the sad fact that I do indeed have to work for a living, so my time in the paradise we have created is curtailed again, on this Tacky Music Monday we have a double-bill of celebrations to cheer us up.

Firstly, that delightful old fruit Sir Patrick Stewart celebrates his 80th birthday today! Despite his six-decade career as a classical actor, including sixteen years with the Royal Shakespeare Company [indeed I saw him in Antony and Cleopatra way back in 1978 in Stratford-upon-Avon, opposite Glenda Jackson and Alan Howard in the titular roles], it is forever for his role as Captain Picard in Star Trek: The Next Generation that he will be remembered. I don't actually recall this particular musical scene, but it certainly woke me up:


The other bit of exciting news is that we have booked our flights for our annual pilgrimage to Amsterdam next month! We and the Essex Boys had paid deposits for our rooms, and the hotel confirmed it was indeed open for business and expecting us, so we thought "what the hell"? So, on that note, here's a typically understated little number from one of our fave Dutch queens [whose own milestone birthday - he turned 60 in April - we missed completely], Mr "De Toppers" himself, Gerard Joling!


I need to borrow that coat to wear as I alight down the steps of the EasyJet plane at Schiphol!

Have a good week, dear reader...

Monday, 5 August 2019

Everytime I hear this song


The Netherlands is renowned as the land of great art and great taste.

It's Monday, but I don't give a shit for a change - instead, let's start the countdown to our annual pilgrimage to Amsterdam in the most befitting possible way.

As it is a Tacky Music Monday, this can only mean one thing - another outing for that fantabulosa Dutch super-camp "supergroup" De Toppers! And, with a medley of such sing-a-long "classics" as (Is This The Way To) Amarillo, Living Next Door to Alice, Mississipi, Una Paloma Blanca and Hey Baby (Uhh, Ahh), how could we resist them?!


One day, we will get to go to one of these stadium-filling extravaganzas! One day...

Monday, 5 November 2018

A Monday sing-song



Ho hum. Time to get up for work. Again...

To assist with the slow process, on this Tacky Music Monday it is to today's birthday boy René Froger (the - ahem - "less attractive one" of these three "beauties") and his chums Gerard Joling and Gordon we turn for a bit of a pick-me-up.

And what a fluorescent pink, sequinned, gloriously crowd-pleasing pick-me-up it is, too - take it away, De Toppers!


Our "house band" here at Dolores Delargo Towers.

Gelukkige verjaardag, René Froger (5th November 1960)!

Thursday, 10 August 2017

This is me



On this day in..
1678 – France and the Dutch Republic signed the first Treaty of Nijmegen, ending war between the two countries - and in celebration, Marc-Antoine Charpentier wrote his Te Deum, the prelude of which is better known as the Eurovision Song Contest theme:


1787 - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart completed his chamber piece Eine kleine Nachtmusik:


1897 - Jack Haley, the "Tin Man" in The Wizard of Oz was born:


1923 - The birth of Rhonda Fleming:


1950 - The premiere of Sunset Boulevard starring William Holden and Gloria Swanson took place in New York:


1963 - I was born.

Oh, and...

1970 - Jim Morrison went on trial for “lewd & lascivious behaviour” in public by exposing his private parts and by simulating masturbation and oral copulation.

How appropriate.

As is this, dear reader!


Funny how a lonely day can make a person say:
What good is my life?
Funny how a breaking heart can make me start to say:
What good is my life?
Funny how I often seem, to think I'll never find a dream
In my life
Till I look around and see, this great big world is part of me
And my life

This is my life
Today, tomorrow, love will come and find me
But that's the way that I was born to be
This is me
This is me

This is my life
And I don't give a damn for lost emotions
I've such a lot of love I've got to give
Let me live
Let me live

Sometime when I feel afraid, I think of what a mess I've made
Of my life
Crying over my mistakes, forgetting all the breaks I've had
In my life
I was put on earth to be, a part of this great world is me
And my life
Guess I'll just add up the score, and count the things I'm grateful for
In my life

This is my life
Today, tomorrow, love will come and find me
But that's the way that I was born to be
This is me
This is me

This is my life
And I don't give a damn for lost emotions
I've such a lot of love I've got to give
Let me live
Let me live

This is my life
This is my life
This is my life


Roll on Amsterdam!

Wednesday, 9 August 2017

You're the Top(per)!



The countdown to Amsterdam this weekend may have started somewhat late, dear reader - but who else would we ever choose to begin the party than...

...de Toppers?!!

Definitely the campest thing since gesneden brood, they have sold out the massive Amsterdam Arena twenty-eight times since 2005 - and their sequin-clad tickets are many times over-subscribed every year. It is still our ambition to get to one of their spectacular shows one day, however. And it's not difficult to see why we desperately want to be there...

...all together, now!


De Toppers on Wikipedia

Tuesday, 2 August 2016

Top that!



Speaking of Gerard Joling... no countdown to our trip to Amsterdam would be complete without that legendary Dutch "supergroup" De Toppers (Mr Joling, René Froger, Gordon, and Jeroen van der Boom)!

This is exactly the kind of music we expect to hear when we are there...




We've always wanted to go to one of their phenomenal concerts. But sod that, the outfits would do...

Monday, 18 August 2014

Mooie!



We're back, sweeties!

Much refreshed (if somewhat weary from burning the candle at both ends from Thursday night almost to the last moments before departing for Schiphol on Sunday evening) by the joys of Europe's most beautiful party city Amsterdam, I haven't (despite only having just returned to London after our overnight stay with the Essex Boyz) forgotten it is still a Tacky Music Monday.

So, in keeping with our current obsession with all things Dutch, what could possibly tackier than a special appearance at one of the extravagantly camp stadium-filling concerts by the marvellous De Toppers of the top Dutch girl-band of the 70s, Luv?

Enjoy the show (especially their entrance with zimmer frames!)...


De Toppers

Luv' on Wikipedia

Monday, 5 August 2013

Hallelujah!



We are embarking this week on a countdown to our trip to Amsterdam for my - ahem! - 50th birthday. Only three more days in the stuffy confines of the office, and one day to pack bits and pieces, and we're off!

So, on this Tacky Music Monday, let us get things started with the tackiest-of-all-tackiness - who else but Holland's finest superstar homosexuals De Toppers, and their inimitable version of that Gloria Gaynor classic!?


These queens make Elton John look subtle...

De Toppers

Saturday, 31 March 2012

Amsterdam is Gezellig



For no other reason than today I am feeling a bit reflective, and missing the city of Amsterdam so much (our current impecunious situation has meant we haven't been abroad since February last year!), to cheer myself up a bit my thoughts have turned to Holland's most spectacularly camp "super-group" De Toppers...

I have of course featured the superb entertainers Gerard Joling, René Froger and Gordon Heuckeroth several times before - here, here and here.

Here they are again performing to a packed stadium (in 2007), in suitably understated costumes as always, with their trademark traditional Hollandse Medley:


Their concerts on 17th, 18th and 19th May 2012 have already sold out the Amsterdam Arena. Oh, how I wish I were going...

De Toppers

Article on the Dutch word "gezellig"

Saturday, 1 January 2011

In 2011, make an entrance!

New Year would not be New Year without dreams of Amsterdam...

And so without further ado, here's Holland's greatest (and campest) super-group, the almighty Toppers! Now that's how to make an entrance...

Monday, 4 January 2010

Zilveren regeringsjubileum van de koningin



This year, one of our favourite tacky artists Gerard Joling [founder member of the fab supergroup De Toppers - read my blog last year about them - and back with the group in 2010] celebrates 25 years in showbiz!

This fills me with great excitement as it gives me an excuse to celebrate too, on this first Tacky Music Monday of the year, with a selection of fabulousness by the true Queen of the Netherlands...




...and, of course, our favourite!


Gerard Joling website (in Dutch)

Wednesday, 5 August 2009

We like a Dutch Topper

I cannot let a week focussing on Dutch music pass by without mentioning the incredible phenomenon that is De Toppers. Formed in 2005 by established "national treasures" the singers René Froger, Gordon Heuckeroth and Gerard Joling, this three-man extravaganza sold out a series of concerts in the gigantic 70,000-seater Amsterdam Arena stadium (home of AFC Ajax) for four years on the trot.

It's probably equivalent to a teaming of say, Paul Nicholas, Julian Clary and Bruce Forsyth selling out the O2!



With its irresistibly uber-camp combination of outrageous costumes, fireworks, glitter, dancing boys (and girls), and medleys of popular Dutch and English songs (inevitably of the cheesy variety), the Toppers Live! show is certainly nothing if not spectacular.



We always said we would love to go to one of their shows, but our personal favourite Gerard left the "band" last year just before they unsuccessfully entered this year's Eurovision Song Contest, and (despite his being replaced by Jeroen van der Boom) we're not sure whether the magic will be quite the same without his magnificent cape...




De Toppers