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Happy Gay Xmas Eve, dear reader!

Our outfits are sorted, the weather looks like it's going to be on our side, the bacon has been purchased for our gang's breakfast baps at Sal's pub tomorrow morning, the boys from Essex will be arriving this evening - and we're definitely in the mood for a Big Gay Party!!

Let's open the celebrations with the best song never to have been played on radio ever ["Yes, Sir!]:

Modern Rocketry - Homosexuality

Next - our Great Earth Mother Divine, and her whip...

Divine - Walk Like A Man

Sabrina and her dancing twins...

Sabrina Salerno - Boys, Boys, Boys (Summertime Love)

And finally, Our Princess Kylie - with the Gay National Anthem!

Kylie Minogue - Your Disco Needs You

Have a glittering weekend, folks - and thank Disco It's Pride Friday!!

The twins

It's a sunny Saturday, and I just got up and dressed and ready to go out into the sunshine.

It is also the birthday today of the - ahem! - hugely talented Sabrina Salerno.

Excuse (if any were needed) for me to play the full uncensored version of Miss Salerno's most famous wardrobe malfunction song - it's Boys Boys Boys!

Sabrina - Boys Boys Boys

Norma Sabrina Salerno (born 15th March 1968)

Xmas Eve is here...

We were without interweb connection here at Dolores Delargo Towers for 48 hours till this evening, and Mama's not happy.

Anyway, Happy Gay Xmas Eve, everybody - and let us without further ado launch into some of the most appropriate "family favourites" to launch the celebrations with a bang!

Opening with the best song never to have been played on radio ever, it can only be the fabulous Modern Rocketry, and Homosexuality ["Yes, Sir!]:

Modern Rocketry - Homosexuality

Next - our mother Divine, and her whip...

Divine - Walk Like A Man

Sabrina and her dancing twins...

Sabrina Salerno - Boys, Boys, Boys (Summertime Love)

Miss Raffaella Carra with a twist:

Bob Sinclar and Raffaella Carra - A Far L'Amore Comincia Tu

A Sex Bomb (of course):

Tom Jones (feat Mousse T) - Sex Bomb

And of course we have to play it - it's traditional...

...here's a fab kinky cabaret version of our enduring favourite and annual anthem for Gay Pride!

Circ X - Bring On The Men

Whatever you do this Gay Xmas, ENJOY!!!

Roll me in designer sheets, I'll never get enough

Four tits and a wedding?

80s tit-wobblers Sam Fox (lady lesbian former "Page 3 stunna") and Sabrina Salerno (one of Italy's "biggest" pop stars of the era, famous for whopping the puppies out on the video for Boys, Boys, Boys) teamed up a couple of years ago to relaunch some kind of musical career.

They chose to cover one of Blondie's finest, and gave it the kind of treatment that only a combination of such shining talents could... I expect this was a huge hit in Slovenia. Thank Disco it's Friday!

Sabrina vs Samantha - Call Me