Scary. Twice over.

Another sunny weekend is looming, and I can't wait for 4 o'clock to arrive!

Meanwhile, with the scary news is that Scary Spice (aka Melanie Brown) blows out 45 candles on her cake today, so let's get her and the girls back together one more time (without too much hair-pulling) to start us off with a bang! [And check out the "world's greatest lip-syncher" Posh trying desperately to convince us that someone had actually let her sing on this...]

Spice Girls - Who Do You Think You Are

Of course, this being the end of another particularly tortuous week, we couldn't just leave it there.

Miss Brown shares her birthday with another "party girl", the very weird and distinctly untalented Jackson sister, LaToya. So, it is to another of that lady's unintentionally hilarious performances we turn to really get us into the party mood - and Thank Disco It's Friday!

LaToya Jackson (with Hugo Urrutia's Ballet Abraxia)- Such a Wicked Love

Have a great weekend, peeps!

The plastic Jackson

It's raining, it's back to work time, and we are all in need of cheering up.

On this Tacky Music Monday, I am overjoyed to bring you this (unintentionally) hilarious clip of the supremely talented [cough!] LaToya Jackson making a "live" appearance on some dreadfully tacky Spanish TV show. How appropriate! It makes you wonder why this woman has never, ever had a chart hit... Enjoy!

LaToya

The unwanted Jackson

As we wait in increasing horror for her uber-hyped "tribute" single to her dead brother, I thought that on this Tacky Music Monday I would post just a little reminder of why LaToya remains in our hearts as such a beacon of shock and awe, a true example of tastelessness... Indeed, she is the only member of the Jackson tribe to have never scored a hit record, ever.

LaToya Jackson - Heart Don't Lie