
Yes, indeed - "The Gay World Cup" is upon us...
Let the madness commence!


"Television has changed. It's not what it was like 50 years ago. Light entertainment is no longer the expensive quality that it used to be. It's all quiz games, reality TV and talk shows. Talk shows these days are just cheap TV. In the same way that reality TV is cheap television that humiliates people. There's no point saying there can't be any humiliation, because the public seem to respond to it, it seems to be something they want. But then again the public liked mass executions as well, but we don't do those any more. To be honest, I don't know where we go from here."Among the condolences from celebs and politicians alike, BBC director general Tony Hall paid this tribute:
"You might say the lunatics have taken over the asylum. The culture now in television is that the presenter calls the financial and, increasingly, the creative shots. It is comparable to what happened in Hollywood 15 or so years ago. Agents have become far more powerful, and through them the stars are able to dictate their own terms."
"Terry truly was a national treasure. Today we've lost a wonderful friend.Rest in peace, Sir Tel. We will all miss you.
"He was a lovely, lovely man and our thoughts are with his wife and family. For 50 years Sir Terry graced our screens and airwaves. His warmth, wit and geniality meant that for millions he was a part of the family.
"Wake up to Wogan was for millions of Radio 2 listeners the very best way to start the day.
"For decades he's been such a huge part of the BBC on television and radio and leaves so many wonderful memories.
"At the centre of Children in Need since its beginning, he raised hundreds of millions of pounds and changed so many lives for the better. He leaves a remarkable legacy."














Although, as it turned out later (when she was due to lead the finale only to
find the show was overrunning) she never got another opportunity to entertain
us, this brief moment was fabulous enough - as was the (unintentional)
hilarity that ensued when her bouquet leaked water over the stage, and various
stagehands swarmed around her and Tel's feet while they ad-libbed away.

And the reason for the urgency to mop the stage? Another treat was to follow -
as Strictly Come Dancing superstar dancers
Erin Boag and Anton Du Beke
gave us a breathtaking display of their skill by performing the most beautiful
and elegant waltz on stage, accompanied by the full orchestra. We were blown
away.
[If only the BBC would get its arse into gear and post the coverage, I
would add it here for your delectation...]
Not dancing but singing, Mr Calleja returned to the stage next with more silky
smooth numbers - including house fave here at Dolores Delargo Towers
Besame Mucho, and the most marvellous interpretation of
La Vie En Rose. Unfortunately he was immediately followed by the cast
of the West End show Let It Be, who proceeded to murder several Beatles
songs. It mattered little to the audience by this stage, of course, filled
with excessive amounts of liquid refreshment and dancing and singing along. I
went for a pee.

That over and done with, another classical sensation - hot foot from his stint
at the Royal Albert Hall less than an hour earlier - the violin virtuoso
Nigel Kennedy
leapt onto the stage (in an Aston Villa football shirt), accompanied by the
cute Palestinian teen prodigy Mostafa Saad, for a duel of the strings on Mr
K's own composition Melody in the Wind. Utterly stunning, and one of
the finest moments of the evening.


We danced our tits off, and sang till we almost popped. But no - we had to
save the best till last...
Dame Edna came on, the audience waved "gladdies" (Gladioli - it's her
emblem), she bantered, we cheered. The choir came on. The live feed to the
Royal Albert Hall came on. Only at that point, methinks, did anyone realise
that the actual Last Night of the Proms was running about twenty minutes
behind schedule, so synchronisation was going to be rather difficult. Dame
Edna shimmied off again. The choir dispersed.
We settled down to a remarkable insight into the world of The Proms
before it turns into something familiar. As the wry commentator
in The Telegraph
observed:
[some in the audience]...took on Granville Bantock’s tricky 'Sea Reivers'
through the art of interpretive dance."
Indeed.


Anyhow, eventually we got to the point where the Hall and the expectations
of the sozzled Prommers-in-the-Park could relate to each other, as the
commanding presence of the first woman (and she's a lesbian!) to conduct a
Last Night, Marin Alsop took control and ushered in the beautiful
mezzo-soprano Joyce DiDonato to the stand.

A very special lady indeed, as I found out today from
Gay Star News:
Opera star Joyce DiDonato will be dedicating her performance of Somewhere Over The Rainbow at the Last Night of the Proms to the victims of LGBT persecution across the world.What a gal!
Speaking on BBC Radio 4, DiDonato said: "there’s a lot of those voices that are being silenced today, by families, by governments, by countries and I take that really personally.
"If I literally and figuratively have a voice that I can use in their honour I’m really happy to do that."
DiDonato has previously shown her support to LGBT people.
Speaking further on her personal blog, DiDonato wrote: "The Russian Government (among others) is systematically silencing their own citizens and those of us that support them around the world.
"But, you know what? It’s not only Russia. There are well-intentioned parents, siblings, friends, strangers, communities, schools, as well as governments, that insist on trying to make homosexuals feel like lesser human beings, hoping for their silence, which is seemingly so much easier for their oppressors to bear.
"This simply cannot stand. We are TRULY better than this."

After that exhausting set, it was time for Ms Alsop to give her début speech
(in which she said, to booming cheers:
“Quite a lot has been made of me being the first woman to conduct the
Last Night of the Proms. I’m incredibly honoured and proud to have this
title, but I have to say I’m still quite shocked that it can be 2013 and
there can still be firsts for women. Here’s to the second, third, fourths,
fifths, hundredths to come.”). With that triumphant mood, it was time for more singing and flag-waving
to Jerusalem, then the National Anthem, before the whole place
exploded with fireworks!

And that was it, for another year.
A splendid occasion, and one incredible day.


