Showing posts with label Jake Shears. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jake Shears. Show all posts

Thursday, 3 October 2024

Totty of the season


Sting (born Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumner, 2nd October 1951)


Chris Lowe (65 years old tomorrow, 4th October)


George Peppard (1st October 1928 – 8th May 1994)


Jake Shears (born Jason F. Sellards, 3rd October 1978)


Clive Owen (60 years old today)


Guy Pearce (born 5 October 1967)

Yum, Yum.

Tuesday, 3 October 2023

I'm a classy honey, kissy, huggy, lovey dovey, ghetto princess


[click any pic to embiggen]

The delightful and still-sexy-as-fuck Mr Jake Shears is (remarkably) 45 years old today - and was recently announced to be taking on the role of "Emcee" in Cabaret in the West End!

Let's celebrate by wallowing in some of my favourites from his back-catalogue, shall we?

Many happy returns, Jake Shears (born Jason Sellards, 3rd October 1978)!

Sunday, 3 September 2023

That is good to me as well as that

It would appear that Ms Scarlet may be right - it certainly feels like that elusive "Indian Summer" is upon us. Yay!

Time, methinks, for a little round-up of the "newer" music that has caught my ear of late...

Let's open with the very welcome return of one of my favourite 80s synthpop bands, shall we? It's sublime:

Here's darling Jake and his latest (and very catchy) choon:

If "Dafydd" from Little Britain got a load of naff tattoos and started hanging around with a woman who wouldn't look out of place in one of the windows in the Red Light District of Amsterdam...

This is hilarious! Described by none other than Whigfield as "Like Borat, but with music", this piss-take of all things "90s Eurodance" is a work of genius:

Cute gay pop-muppet Troye Sivan is back with an earworm...

Now, here's a formidable team-up of talent! Two "house fave" ladies for the price of one...

With a complete change of tempo altogether, here's (a very short clip, unfortunately, of) something I heard recently on Radio 3 from the late, great Medievalist Belinda Sykes and her band :

But, finally, there is only one song for which the anticipation has been building - Our Princess Kylie's new one! It's brilliant:

As ever, dear reader, let me know your thoughts!

Wednesday, 12 April 2023

The Spring collection

It's been a hectic few days!

On Saturday, a smattering of "Our Gang" gathered for the first time in ages at The Perseverance pub off Great Ormond Street for another "Film Club" evening, then on Easter Sunday Madam Arcati and I took Baby Steve and Houseboy Alex to Kew Gardens (a first for Steve, and Alex hadn't been since he was a little kid) to see it in its Spring magnificence!

No sooner did we get back home, but I was off with them back to Braintree - and spent a happy (if miserably wet and windy) couple of days touring the numerous garden centres and nurseries up and down the county. I came back last night on National Express (in total it took four hours from being dropped off at the airport to getting home!), laden with a haul of twenty-seven new plants - 22 of them fuchsias! Phew.

How about a little selection of newer music that has caught my ear of late, to ease the aches and pains..?

Let's start out a bit classy, shall we, with a first-time collaboration between two favourite vocalists here at Dolores Delargo Towers:

Time to crank it up a little, with this jolly little number:

Miss Ware says "it's time to shake it 'til the pearls fall", and who are we to argue?

Could this one sound more Eighties if it tried?

Dame Sophie of the Ellis-Bextors' recent single from her new album Hana is a joy:

Speaking of joy, this is one I've brought back with me from Braintree, where we certainly did whoop with joy when we discovered it!

As ever, dear reader, let me know your thoughts...

Sunday, 26 February 2023

Stompin'

Despite being in recovery mode after another "gathering of the clans" boozy session in the Wetherspoons pub in Holborn (Penderel's Oak) last night, I foolishly decided to tackle the black mould under our front room bay window, and it's taking longer than I thought.

Time, methinks, for a break, a fag, and a collation of some of the "newer" music that has caught my ear of late...

First up, an object of lust here at Dolores Delargo Towers makes a very welcome return-to-form (with a fab video, to boot):

Slowing the pace a little, Dave Gahan and Martin Gore pay a fitting tribute to their friend and bandmate Andy Fletcher, who sadly died last year:

Bringing the tone back up again is an artist who is more than a little inspired by the Depeche Mode boys [and also happens to be the mastermind behind the live band that accompanies the "ABBA-tars" at ABBA:Voyage]:

Here's a quirky little number by one of the godmothers of electropop:

And now for something completely different (not quite "new", of course, judging by the masks in evidence):

Then, there's this complete and utter work of genius from the sadly under-appreciated Waldeck:

And, finally - the big number. I love this!

As ever, let me know your thoughts...

Thursday, 12 August 2021

Of new plants and new music


Salvia "Rockin' Fuchsia" [click to embiggen]

The British weather continues to confound us all - yesterday and my birthday were mainly sunny (contrary to all forecasts by the Met Office), and today it has stayed warm yet grey and grizzly; all of which has meant I have been busy getting a few late-season pottering jobs done in the extensive gardens here at Dolores Delargo Towers including rearranging pots, shifting ones that are "over" and moving those yet to flower into their place. Our lovely local garden centre sent me a birthday voucher, which I put towards another beautiful new salvia [as above] yesterday (and I potted that up), and I also lugged home a sizeable new terracotta pot from Homebase today and repotted the Scilla peruviana into it (in the vain hope it might actually flower next year). Now I'm pooped.

Time, methinks, for a selection of some of the "newer" music that has caught my ear of late...

First up, a bit of class (with a capital "k"):

Something perhaps less classy, and quite bewildering - it came highly recommended from the "Cabinet of Curiosities" that is Dangerous Minds blog:

A very welcome return for "prime totty" Jake Shears with this one - apparently a "leftover" from an old Scissor Sisters session. It reminds me of something else, but I can't put my finger on it...

Next up, something that (again) is not new at all - it's from 2017, in fact - but I had never heard it until Jake's former bandmate Ana Matronic played it on her Radio 2 Dance Devotion show, so it counts as "new" as far as I'm concerned:

Speaking of "club bangers", M'Lud - this one definitely is a recent release, and it's faboo! [...and features just about everybody who is anybody in Noo Yawk's clubland in its video, to boot.]

Leaving the best to last, however - Miss Chachki's getting kinky again, with a song that bears more than a passing resemblance to Miss Kittin and the Hacker, or indeed several choons from the 1980s. Which is no bad thing, in my book!

Phew.

As ever, dear reader, enjoy - and let me know what you think!

Tuesday, 13 April 2021

I'm a classy honey kissy huggy lovey dovey ghetto princess

Oh! The relief...

I have finally had my hair cut - the first time in five long, long months!

Because I am in such an ecstatic frame of mind, how about an old favourite from an appropriately-named band to whip up the mood a bit more?!

I am filthy. And I'm gorgeous.

Wednesday, 3 October 2018

Meanwhile, at the Tory party conference...


The prime minister is to enliven her speech by bringing out a goat dressed as Boris Johnson then strangling it.

Theresa May, hoping to win members round after the warm reception afforded to her rival yesterday, believes the goat-strangling will appeal to ordinary Tories’ desire for wanton cruelty.

A Conservative insider said: “Mainly she’ll be saying all the exact same things as she’s been saying for two years, because she’s broken inside and we just can’t stop her.

“But halfway through she’ll bring on the goat, which with its stupid fancy horns and inhuman slit-pupilled eyes actually does resemble the former foreign secretary, and just belittle it.

“She’ll mock its record as Mayor of London, its terrible stint in office, its inability to keep its goaty penis in check, its shit columns for the Telegraph and how it pisses in its own beard, all of which the audience will eat up.

“Then she’ll wrestle the goat to the floor, say ‘Brexit means Brexit and I’m determined to make a success of it’ and strangle it with her immaculate yet powerful hands.”


Following the speech, polls are predicted to show BoJo the Goat as the runaway leader in the race to head the Tories with posthumous election guaranteed.

The Daily Mash

Of course.

And on this, the scrumptious Mr Jake Shears' 40th birthday, an appropriate number [and faboo video!] for the mood at that conference:

I can't decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
Please don't hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It's cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a ride


Indeed.


STOP PRESS - Mr Shears' 40th birthday photo:



Love that man!

More Jake here, here, here and here...

Friday, 6 July 2018

There's nothing else to compare



It's Pride Eve, Gay Xmas Eve, dear reader - and we're all very excited indeed! Our outfits are as complete as they're going to be, we've worked out a plan of sorts of how to get our stupid wristbands and get back out to watch some of the parade without being "corralled" into a space at the back designated for "individuals", and we're booking a taxi to get to Our Sal's pub early enough to be able to dress and get our traditional "breakfast" sorted before the shenanigans start...

Ahead of the Big Day, I have to go to the office (but only for half a day), where I will sit counting down the hours no doubt. Meanwhile, to get our celebrations underway...

...something old (from Miss Ellis-Bextor, who will be gracing the main stage in Trafalgar Square at the end of the parade):


...something new (the brilliantly odd new video from from sex god Jake Shears):


...something borrowed (the camp-as-Christmas Boystown Gang, who famously made an old Andy Williams number into a poppers-driven gay anthem):


...and finally, something Golden (from the Patron Saint of Gaydom herself, Our Princess Kylie)!


Thank Disco it's Gay Pride Friday!

Saturday, 20 January 2018

I don’t ever wanna stop, I’m gonna give it all I've got



Our Princess Kylie and singing stud-muffin Jake Shears - two of our all-time faves here at Dolores Delargo Towers...

Miss Minogue is all over the news at the moment with a round of interviews to promote her new album Golden, and from it, here is the Dolly Parton-esque new single Dancing!


By contrast, released last autumn - accompanied a rather fab personal message for his fans - darling Jake's new choon Creep City never got the limelight he so richly deserves. Coincidentally, Mr Shears recently found out he is related to Dolly....




In this life, all roads inevitably lead to Miss Parton, it seems.

Tuesday, 3 October 2017

These boots are made for...



...shining! By a man in underpants. The only way.

Many happy returns, Mr Jake Shears [for it is he]!



Even with that silly new moustache, I still would...

And just by way of celebration, here's a much-overlooked classic collaboration from the summer of 2015, involving Mr Shears, Miss Minogue and Mr Rodgers:


Jake Shears (born Jason F. Sellards, 3rd October 1978)

Saturday, 3 October 2015

Totty of the Day













Many happy returns, Mr Jason F. Sellards - better known as Jake Shears. Of course.

Any excuse to play again (as if I need one) this year's barn-stormer collaboration (Jake, Kylie and Nile Rodgers with Nervo) - The Other Boys!


More Jake pics

Friday, 31 July 2015

I could muster up a little soft-shoe gentle sway



From WhatsOnStage:
Scissor Sisters' Jake Shears has revealed he is working on another musical, but this time he's teaming up with Elton John.

Shears, who currently stars as Greta in the LA production of Bent, wrote the musical adaptation of Tales of the City which premièred in San Francisco in 2011, and his second show will be a collaboration with the British icon.

He told The Advocate: "I'm working on my second musical now with Elton John. And it's making me realize when writing lyrics and stuff, it's giving me another perspective on writing for theatre that I never had. I feel like I'm getting a lot out of this, even just from the perspective of writing for theatre.

"I'm just learning a ton."


Sir Elton is no stranger to theatre, his previous work for the stage includes The Lion King, Billy Elliot and Aida, and it's not the first time he's collaborated with Shears either.

He co-wrote the band's 2006 hit I Don't Feel Like Dancin', which was a number one hit in eight countries.

Pushed on what the musical would be about, Shears wasn't giving anything away.

"I wish I could say! We haven't made an official announcement about it, but I'm very excited."
Exciting news, indeed!

Which provides me with a perfect excuse (as if any were needed) not only to feature the delectable Mr Shears with his top off, but also to play the Sisters' classic. Again:


Wake up in the morning with a head like ‘what ya done?’
This used to be the life but I don’t need another one.
You like cuttin’ up and carrying on, you wear them gowns.
So how come I feel so lonely when you’re up getting down?

So I'll play along when I hear that special song
I’m gonna be the one who gets it right.
You'd better move when you're swayin’ round the room
Looks like the magic's only ours tonight

But I don’t feel like dancin’
When the old Joanna plays
My heart could take a chance
But my two feet can’t find a way
You'd think that I could muster up a little soft-shoe gentle sway
But I don’t feel like dancin’
No sir, no dancin’ today.
Don’t feel like dancin’, dancin’
Even if i find nothin' better to do
Don’t feel like dancin’, dancin’
Why’d you pick a tune when I’m not in the mood?
Don’t feel like dancin’, dancin’
I'd rather be home with the one in the bed till dawn, with you.

Cities come and cities go just like the old empires
When all you do is change your clothes and call that versatile.
You got so many colours make a blind man so confused.
Then why can’t I keep up when you’re the only thing I lose?

So I’ll just pretend that I know which way to bend
And I’m gonna tell the whole world that you’re mine.
Just please understand, when I see you clap your hands
If you stick around I’m sure that I'll be fine

But I don’t feel like dancin’
When the old Joanna plays
My heart could take a chance
But my two feet can’t find a way
You'd think that I could muster up a little soft-shoe gentle sway
But I don’t feel like dancin’
No sir, no dancin’ today.
Don’t feel like dancin’, dancin’
Even if i find nothin' better to do
Don’t feel like dancin’, dancin’
Why’d you pick a tune when I’m not in the mood?
Don’t feel like dancin’, dancin’
I'd rather be home with the one in the bed till dawn, with you.

You can’t make me dance around
But your two-step makes my chest pound.
Just lay me down as you float away into the shimmering light.


A perennial favourite here at Dolores Delargo Towers.

Tuesday, 28 July 2015

Why don't you love me like the other boys do?



Typical - just in time to be too late for my "regular irregular" update on newer music du jour, comes the most magnificent collaboration in ages between three of our faves here at Dolores Delargo Towers!

Brought together by London-based Aussie expat DJ-ing sisters Mim and Liv Nervo (who also wrote When Love Takes Over for David Guetta and Kelly Rowland), here's the once-in-a-lifetime team of Kylie Minogue, Jake Shears and Nile Rodgers!


How fab is that?!

Thursday, 3 October 2013

Can you show me where it hurts?



Another "totty of the day"!

The ever-gorgeous and totally camp Mr Jake Shears of the Scissor Sisters blows out 35 candles on his cake today...













Apart from his brilliant performances with the Sisters (we went to see them in Camden a few years ago, and we were thrilled by him, his voice, his dancing, and of course his nakedness...) Kylie's BFF Mr Shears - currently taking a break from the group - has contributed to some fine musical moments we all love:
  • His were the main vocals on Tiga's Hot in Herre, You Gonna Want Me, and What You Need from the brilliant album Ciao!.
  • Together with fellow Scissor Sister Babydaddy, he co-wrote with Miss Minogue her hit single I Believe in You; he and Kylie also co-wrote the Aphrodite album track Too Much with Calvin Harris.
  • Two years ago, he launched Tales of the City - the musical. Lord only knows what happened to it, but it never got very far...
  • Jake duetted with Cher on the track Take it Like a Man for her new album Closer to the Truth, released this month.
Here is the track that launched the lovely Jake on the British public almost ten years ago - the Scissor Sisters' controversial take on Pink Floyd's Comfortably Numb, which I adore:


Happy birthday, sweetie!

Jake Shears (born Jason Sellards, 3rd October 1978)

Friday, 31 May 2013

The new Barbra 'n' Donna?



Among the meanderings in this non-story in The Guardian about Nile Rodgers and the so-called "Summer of Disco", I discovered a gem from the very lovely Jake Shears.



Apparently he "has just recorded a duet with Cher that he compares to an updated version of 'No More Tears (Enough Is Enough)' by Barbra Streisand and Donna Summer"!

Now that would make my summer!

Here's another mightily camp version of the Barbra 'n' Donna classic to tide us over while we wait...


Cher official website

Thursday, 9 June 2011

Caption this?



Fruity!

Thursday, 10 March 2011

"Welcome to my little bordello"



As tickets go on sale for the forthcoming musical based on Armistead Maupin's Tales of the City, with music and lyrics by Jake Shears and John Garden (only two years in the making!), as a taster I have discovered some anonymous woman doing a version of one of the songs...


Among the publicity photos is this lovely one of Jake with his collaborator John...



The cast list has yet to be announced, but you can find out more about the show (and book tickets if you happen to be in San Francisco in May): American Conservatory Theatre website

Tuesday, 13 April 2010

The return of the best arse in pop!





From their website: "We are very excited to announce that Scissor Sisters return with their third album, Night Work, on June 28 2010. It's an album with a big heart, some killer dance moves and some simply gigantic tunes. The album will be preceded by the lead single Fire With Fire on June 20."

The full tracklisting of the album is as follows:

1. Night Work
2. Whole New Way
3. Fire With Fire
4. Any Which Way
5. Harder You Get
6. Running Out
7. Something Like This
8. Skin This Cat
9. Skin Tight
10. Sex and Violence
11. Night Life
12. Invisible Light


Scissor Sisters website