Today is the 72nd birthday of that "Lucky Bitch" Jackie Collins, pioneer of leopardskin print trouser suits, sister of Joan and multi-million-selling author of such high-brow novels as
The Bitch,
The Stud and
The World Is Full of Married Men.
To celebrate this auspicious Tacky Music Monday, here is a selection of musical numbers from the filmic adaptations of said bonk-busters...