It is that time of year when all bets are off as to what rubbish will top the UK charts for the Festering Season. Undoubtedly it will be some codswallop by a warbler who won X-Factor or similar (who, by this time next year, will no doubt be appearing on Splash! or Celebrity Super Spa or another grotesque "reality TV" concoction).
However, it is also the season for newspapers to dig out some of the worst seasonal pop pap ever released, and, in the true spirit of Xmas, I thought I'd share a slew of absolute corkers.
How about The Cheeky Girls and Andy Newton-Lee [whoooo?]?
Then there's Miss Cyndi Lauper's worst ever moment:
And finally, if anyone ever thought the New Kids on the Block were "cool", surely that must have been dispelled by this!
It'll all be over soon.
