Showing posts with label Classic movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Classic movies. Show all posts

Monday, 31 August 2026

Be Better, or Fackham!

A great time was had by all at our Film Club gathering yesterday! Between the nine of us, we brought far too much food as usual for the "picnic-substitute" buffet, but kept The Perseverance bar going strong - at times our gang upstairs in the function room were practically the only customers they had, but we're all pretty good session drinkers...

And the films on offer were both unexpectedly superb, too! First up was one I've wanted to see for ages - the autobiographic portrayal of the often-traumatic rise to fame of "national treasure" Robbie Williams, formerly of Take That:

I certainly wasn't expecting it to be as brilliantly done, nor quite such an emotional rollercoaster, as it was!

Our second film was one I had very little knowledge or expectation of. Described by critics as "Downton Abbey meets The Naked Gun," we were all pleasantly surprised - it was utterly hilarious!

Just what the doctor ordered.

Despite the fact that it is a Bank Holiday, I haven't forgotten that it is a Tacky Music Monday - so how about the very brief-but-faboo "musical soiree" from that very movie?

Have a good week, dear reader - dodge the showers...

Wednesday, 22 July 2026

Saxy!


Our Lilium speciosum var. rubrum is looking lovelier than ever this year!

And so, farewell then, the implausibly-named Plas Johnson, who I just discovered has died, a week short of his 95th birthday.

Who?! I hear you ask, dear reader!

OK, he was a saxophonist and session musician who played on records by myriad artists such as B.B. King, Peggy Lee, Nat "King" Cole, Frank Sinatra, Duane Eddy, Ricky Nelson and Bobby Vee...

...but it was for this that he is most well-known [well his playing is, if not his name]!

What a legacy!

Sunday, 28 June 2026

Dwie lewe nogi, ale oh, tak zgrabny ma Sweet Georgia Brown

Alongside a cornucopia of "names" including John Inman, Richard Rodgers, Peter Paul Rubens, Gilda Radner, King Henry VIII, Kathy Bates, John Wesley, A. A. Gill, Jean-Jacques Rousseau, Sir Harold Evans, Willy Whitelaw and - erm - Elon Musk...

...it's the one-hundredth birthday today of the peerless Mel Brooks!

Always one of my favourite film-makers way back to when I was a child, his Blazing Saddles, The Producers, Young Frankenstein, Silent Movie and History of the World: Part I remain among my most cherished films, and I particularly adored his classic entourage of regular actors (Madeline Kahn, Dom DeLouise, Gene Wilder, Harvey Korman and Cloris Leachman among them).

He also has an unerring eye for camp - I suppose being married to Anne Bancroft for all those years must have helped!

Speaking of camp...

[and again:]

All hail, Mel Brooks (born Melvin James Kaminsky, 28th June 1926)!

Sunday, 21 June 2026

Fame or infamy, what does it matter? I shan't be forgotten.

We are less than two weeks away from "Gay Xmas" aka Gay Pride in London, and our outfits are all done and sorted. We can only hope that this new heatwave has subsided by then, otherwise we'll look less-than-glamorous, bathed in sweat...

Speaking of all things gay, we're well overdue another faboo classic film review by the lovely "Tired Old Queen at the Movies" Mr Steve Hayes - and when I saw his latest was one of the great British gay films of the 1980s [cf. Maurice, My Beautiful Laundrette], that coincided with my own coming-out, I whooped with joy! Some of the quotes alone are timeless:

Guy Bennett: "But you couldn't help it, could you? Because in your heart of hearts, like Barclay and Delahay and Fowler and Menzies, you still believe, in spite of your talk of equality and fraternity, you still believe some people are better than others because of the way they make love. Now, think of that for a lifetime. Think of the names: pansy, nancy, fairy, fruit, brown-nose."

Menzies: "You'd better take a pull on yourself, Guy!"
Guy Bennett: "I'd rather do it with you."

Fowler: "I have half a mind to ask Barclay for permission to beat you!"
Tommy Judd: "Well, you've half a mind. We can all agree on that."

Guy Bennett: "Fame or infamy, what does it matter? I shan't be forgotten."

Wonderful...

Another Country is currently available to watch on YouTube - catch it while you can!

Monday, 27 April 2026

We're having a gang-bang

Another lovely weekend spent pottering in the garden and - whoosh! Here we are again...

Never mind, eh? - it's just a week, then we're off to Spain at the crack'o'doom on Saturday, and I have another week off after that, so I'm not too despondent.

Meanwhile, it's the 60th birthday today of one of our fave actresses, Miss Siobhan Finneran! We first fell in love with her as the harassed mum "Janice Garvey" in the sitcom Benidorm - dealing with her hapless husband "Mick", pregnant teen daughter "Chantelle", pretty-boy son "Michael" and her bombastic battleaxe mother "Madge" while trying to enjoy her holiday - and she played a blinder in Downton Abbey as the wicked ladies' maid "Miss O'Brien". She was also in Emmerdale, Happy Valley - and this, her first starring role, and a film I absolutely adore. It is a Tacky Music Monday, after all!

Have a good week, dear reader.

Tuesday, 24 March 2026

Tell the sun don't shine, stop Old Father Time, 'cause that's easier to do



Notorious for being the first actress to bare her boobs on American telly, the showgirl-turned-Playboy model-turned-actress Valerie Perrine, who has sadly departed for Fabulon, confounded all expectations when she was nominated for an Oscar in 1974 for her portrayal of the sassy wife in the biopic Lenny (Bruce).

In her estimable career, Miss Perrine worked with such greats as Dustin Hoffman, Jack Nicholson, Robert Redford, Gene Hackman, Mel Gibson, Alan Arkin and Rod Steiger.

Shame then, that the only film I (and many millions of others, no doubt) remember her being in is Can't Stop The Music with The Village People...

All together, now!

RIP, Valerie Ritchie Perrine (3rd September 1943 - 23rd March 2026)

Sunday, 28 December 2025

Of Benoit Blanc, boffins, break-ins, bang!, bad smells and Bardot


Daniel Craig and Josh O'Connor in the utterly brilliant Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery, that we watched at John-John's last night. One of the best films of the year!

It's another snippets post, dear reader:

  • Apocalypse news: Apparently our universe isn't expanding as much as boffins once thought, and may even collapse. Not in our lifetimes, of course... We hope.
  • Winged intruder news: Imagine sitting down to watch telly, then being terrified by the sound of someone trying to break your front door down - only to discover it was a bloody enormous Canada Goose wedged in the broken glass? It certainly gave them something to talk about in the village of Countesthorpe, Leicestershire.
  • Picked the wrong moment go skiing news: As people were enjoying the snowy slopes of the ski resorts of Sicily, Mount-bloody-Etna erupted! I imagine the snows turned brown after that shock...
  • Love it or hate it news: Unsurprisingly, a Marmite-scented deodorant spray has been voted the most unwanted Xmas gift in 2025! Ewwwww.


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  • And finally: RIP, Brigitte Bardot, the ground-breaking "face" of 50s/60s French cinema, and of the sexual liberation revolution to come. Such a shame she ended up as an embittered, homophobic old lady...

And the weather? Gloomy, chilly, dank. Just about right for this time of year.

Saturday, 29 November 2025

If you're blue, and you don't know where to go to

Had a lovely afternoon/evening en famille for another of our "Film Club" viewings, at The Perseverance pub in the fabulously twee "hidden London village" of Lamb's Conduit Street in Bloomsbury [above] - this time entirely centred on the films of the legendary Mel Brooks, and we managed to get through The Producers, Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein. I haven't laughed so much in ages...

Time for this, methinks:

Genius.

Saturday, 25 October 2025

God! What kind of a woman do you think I am?!!

We're off to another of our fave pubs The Perseverance (near Great Ormond Street hospital in Bloomsbury) this afternoon, for another "gathering of the clans" at one of our irregular "Film Club" events.

This one is to mark John-John's birthday (next Thursday) - and given the impending spookiness of the Hallowe'en season, we'll be treated to not only The Witches of Eastwick (a beloved slice of campery), but also one of Bette Davis's most arch-camp-evil roles in The Anniversary:

Delicious!

Wednesday, 1 October 2025

My heart wants to sing every song it hears

She's practically perfect, in every way!

Yes, the venerable and venerated Dame Julie Andrews blows out 90 candles on her cake today, and the tributes are rolling in - not least this amusing one in The Guardian. Who knew she used to drive around Los Angeles with a “Mary Poppins Was a Junkie” bumper sticker on her car?!

But I digress... On with the show!

Many, many happy returns, Dame Julie Elizabeth Andrews, DBE (born 1st October 1935)

Monday, 22 September 2025

Swoon of the day

"Sometimes I feel the past is a more comfortable place than the future." - Harold Levinson [Lady Cora's brother].

I do so agree...

How life should be.

At a cinema near you. Don't miss it!

Sunday, 13 July 2025

Acting, luvvy

Sharing the day, as he does, with a typically mismatched handful of names including Kenneth Clark, Harrison Ford, Ian Hislop (65), Chris Serle and - ahem - Tulisa, it is the 85th birthday today of Captain Jean-Luc Picard/Professor Charles Xavier - aka Sir Patrick Stewart!

A stalwart of the West End stage, after sixteen years with the Royal Shakespeare Company [indeed I saw him in Antony and Cleopatra way back in 1978 in Stratford-upon-Avon, opposite Glenda Jackson and Alan Howard in the titular roles] he got the biggest break of his career in 1987, when he was "head-hunted" by producer Robert H. Justman for a new Gene Roddenberry series Star Trek: The Next Generation, and the rest is history.

Despite his [and his best friend Sir Ian "Serena" McKellen's] initial skepticism, he not only became a household name but also made himself a small fortune in the process. Indeed, he wryly commented in an interview that he made more money in a short break between filming scenes for that series than he did in ten weeks in the West End playing the lead "George" in Who's Afraid of Virgina Woolf!

Yet he never seems to have lost his charm, nor his self-deprecating sense of humour:

He's also never been afraid to "play gay", despite being married three times [at his last wedding, to current wife Sunny Ozell, Serena McKellen officiated] - not least in one of my fave films of its genre, including one of my most-quoted scenes:

However, who knew he had sung a whole album of "cowboy classics"?!!

[Or was it all just an elaborate joke with a serious fundraising cause?]

He's brilliant! - and has one of the sexiest speaking voices in the business, to boot.

Many happy returns, Sir Patrick Stewart (born 13th July 1940)!

Friday, 26 July 2024

I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there

Needless to say, "Marvel geeks" John-John and I had a whale of a time when we went to see Deadpool & Wolverine on its opening night in Leicester Square last night!

It's perhaps not a film for the faint-hearted - true to the "Merc with the Mouth"'s previous movies, there's lots of blood and gore and fighting and swearing, but there's also also bucketloads of laugh-out-loud moments and innuendo. There's also some very clever digs at both 20th Century Fox (from whence the two characters originally got their big-screen spotlights) and Disney/Marvel (which recently bought Fox out) - and it's the latter's multiversal lore that provides the excuse to bring all the characters into the MCU [Marvel Cinematic Universe]. There's not only a slew of familiar characters from Deadpool 1 and 2 and X-Men films, together with the "Time Variance Authority" from Marvel's recent Loki television series - but also a joyful raft of very unexpected cameos, indeed... All that, and a splendidly evil villainess with an (ahem) interesting massage technique!

I won't spoil any of the plot - I'll leave it to you to get your own cinema tickets, or not as the case may be - but suffice to say, at a crucial moment in the film a very familiar and beloved choon comes into its own.

Thank Disco Madonna It's Friday!

Have a great weekend, dear reader!

Monday, 22 April 2024

Don't make no lifer out of me


This is how I always greet a Monday. NOT!

Too soon, too soon. I'd hardly got in the "weekend mood", and here we are again. Same old shit, different day week.

Hey ho.

Among a raft of birthday celebrants that include Issey Miyake, Glen Campbell, Bettie Page, Kathleen Ferrier, Jack Nicholson, J. Robert Oppenheimer, Yehudi Menuhin, Vladimir Nabokov, Dame Ethel Smyth, Immanuel Kant, Henry Fielding, Charles Mingus, Peter Frampton, Donald Tusk, Aaron Spelling, and - erm - Vladimir Lenin, it's "The Pope of Filth" John Waters' birthday today!

On this Tacky Music Monday, we deserve this - a double-bill of Johnny Depp at his most gorgeous, in one of Mr Waters' finest films...

Have a good week, dear reader.

Tuesday, 16 April 2024

Oh, dream maker, you heart breaker


One of my favourite comedy routines - The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

Darlings! We have a centenary to celebrate...

Sharing a birthday (as he did) with another random selection of notables such as Spike Milligan, Sir Charlie Chaplin, Sir Peter Ustinov, Dusty Springfield [as featured yesterday], Georgian-era academic and collector Sir Hans Sloane, Dame Joan Bakewell, Kingsley Amis, Guy Burgess, Gerry Rafferty, Claire Foy (who's 40), Robert Stigwood, Bobby Vinton, Anya Taylor-Joy and (erm) Jimmy Osmond, Mr Henry Mancini was born one hundred years ago today!

A true musical genius, he wrote the music for numerous classic films and TV series such as Breakfast at Tiffany's, Days of Wine and Roses, The Great Race, Charade, Arabesque, Two for the Road, The Thorn Birds, 10, Victor Victoria...

...and these!

And here's possibly his most enduring standard, from the aforementioned Breakfast at Tiffany's:

A remarkable man!

Henry Mancini (born Enrico Nicola Mancini, 16th April 1924 – 14th June 1994)

Thursday, 4 April 2024

Totty of the Day

The original Broadway version of Rodgers & Hammerstein's South Pacific premiered 75 years ago this year [in February, to be precise]. The stud-muffin-filled movie adaptation was released nine years later - and is still hot!

Tuesday, 13 February 2024

There are worse things I could do

It's a day of "milestone birthdays" today, dear reader - the eternally elfin Robbie Williams is (gulp!) 50 years old, Jerry Springer would have been 80, and the lovely George Segal would have been 90...

...but most significant of all, scarily, today is the simply faboo "friend of the gays" Miss Stockard Channing's 80th birthday!!

As I said way back in 2008:

One of my favourite actresses, she is probably best known for her tour de force part of Rizzo in Grease, but I particularly love her for her roles in To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar and for the made-for-TV drama Tidy Endings, in which she starred with the fantastic Harvey Fiersten [a film that to this day, shockingly, has never been released on DVD!].

After four decades in the business, Stockard went on to become a household name as the First Lady in The West Wing until the series ended in 2006. But we queens will always hold her close to our hearts when we sing along with this classic number:

Many happy returns, Stockard Channing (born Susan Antonia Williams Stockard, 13th February 1944)!

Sunday, 11 February 2024

Guapo del dia


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Meet Mario Alcalde, Spain's first matador to "come out" (as "pansexual", whatever that is). Woof!

Whatever one might think of the bloodsport, it's a remarkable snippet of progress in the otherwise "strictly macho" world of the Torero.

In keeping with the theme [well, sort of...] - any excuse [as if I need one] to feature this marvellous routine from one of our all-time favourite films here at Dolores Delargo Towers:

Roll on our Spanish holiday next weekend!

Saturday, 3 February 2024

Come down to the boathouse, dear Sir

It is LGBT+ History Month here in the UK!

I'm on the hunt for interesting events to attend this month - but in the meantime, here's the irrepressible Steve Hayes aka "Tired Old Queen at the Movies", with an all-time gay classic (and favourite of mine):

One of the sexiest films ever made...

More Maurice

Thursday, 18 January 2024

What I like doing best

“What I like doing best is Nothing."

"How do you do Nothing?" asked Pooh after he had wondered for a long time.

"Well, it's when people call out at you just as you're going off to do it, 'What are you going to do, Christopher Robin?' and you say, 'Oh, Nothing,' and then you go and do it.
It means just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering."

"Oh!" said Pooh.”

It's apparently "Winnie the Pooh Day"! [Well, it's the birthday of AA Milne, who wrote the stories, but give the mayor of Los Angeles an inch and he'll take a mile...]

Let's indulge...

Sigh.

Childhood revisited.