Fierce as you can make it

Ironically enough, I am hobbling off to see Kinky Boots tonight...

Kinky Boots [Olivier Awards 2016]

Sex is certainly not in this "heel", however.

Dem bones

I have broken a bone in my foot.

Apparently it is known as the footballers' fracture".



Funny, that. The only balls I like playing with don't seem that dangerous...