Wednesday, 27 September 2017

More bang for your buck



I honestly thought I had travelled through some kind of wormhole to April Fools Day when I read the following in the Independent today:
Poundland has launched its own £1 sex toy range.

The range, called Nooky, follows the success of the discount retailer’s £1 Bullet vibrator which became a best-seller in 2016.

The Nooky line of products will include a “Finger Fun Stimulator, Vibrating Love Ring, Joy Ring, Sexual Vitality Supplements For Her, Supplement For Men and Pure Lube.”
Talk about "cheap thrills"! [And as some wag commented: "How will Pound-Stretcher possibly respond to this?"]

Speaking of Cheap Thrills, while searching the interwebs for some appropriate music to accompany this - ahem - stimulating news, all I could find was some badly-sung rubbish by the enigmatic-yet-ultimately-talentless SIA and that itinerant mumbler Sean Paul.

But, undeterred, my meanderings uncovered (as is my wont) a far more interesting version of said song - sung in the native language of Kerala in India!

This is my kind of "cheap thrill"...

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  1. The word 'Nooky' seems so quaint now.... it always makes me think of Carry On Up the Khyber, with crumpets and tiffin.
    Sx

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    1. Can't wait for the "Mistress Maddie Workout" video! [Just ditch the legwarmers, OK?] Jx

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  2. I generally like a lot of buck for my banging.

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    1. I could never see you as a Poundland sorta gal... Jx

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  3. Well what ever next!
    Jolly video by the way.

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  4. The one in the middle is a sweetie

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    1. If he shaved off that stupid beard, maybe... Jx

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