I honestly thought I had travelled through some kind of wormhole to April Fools Day when I read the following in the Independent today:
Poundland has launched its own £1 sex toy range.Talk about "cheap thrills"! [And as some wag commented: "How will Pound-Stretcher possibly respond to this?"]
The range, called Nooky, follows the success of the discount retailer’s £1 Bullet vibrator which became a best-seller in 2016.
The Nooky line of products will include a “Finger Fun Stimulator, Vibrating Love Ring, Joy Ring, Sexual Vitality Supplements For Her, Supplement For Men and Pure Lube.”
Speaking of Cheap Thrills, while searching the interwebs for some appropriate music to accompany this - ahem - stimulating news, all I could find was some badly-sung rubbish by the enigmatic-yet-ultimately-talentless SIA and that itinerant mumbler Sean Paul.
But, undeterred, my meanderings uncovered (as is my wont) a far more interesting version of said song - sung in the native language of Kerala in India!
This is my kind of "cheap thrill"...
The word 'Nooky' seems so quaint now.... it always makes me think of Carry On Up the Khyber, with crumpets and tiffin.
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It unfortunately reminds me more of Roger De Courcey and Nookie Bear... Jx
DeleteOr as I call it sport nooky.
DeleteCan't wait for the "Mistress Maddie Workout" video! [Just ditch the legwarmers, OK?] Jx
DeleteI generally like a lot of buck for my banging.
ReplyDeleteI could never see you as a Poundland sorta gal... Jx
DeleteWell what ever next!
ReplyDeleteJolly video by the way.
I just knew you'd love it! Jx
DeleteThe one in the middle is a sweetie
ReplyDeleteIf he shaved off that stupid beard, maybe... Jx
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