Happy Chinese New Year, dear reader!
It's the Year of the Trousersnake Snake (oo-er) in 2025, so, by way of a celebration, here are some suitably-themed numbers, for your delectation:
Oh! And then there's this charming little ditty that I remember from when I was in school...
My friend Billy had a ten foot willy.
He showed it to the girl next door.
She thought it was a snake,
And hit it with a rake,
And now it's only six foot four.
Boom-tish!
Don't choke on your Nian gao, dears!
