Another snippets post, dear reader...
- Sad news: The writer and co-creator of one of the UK's (and our) most beloved cartoons Danger Mouse, Brian Trueman has died aged 92. Here's the theme tune, by way of a trip down memory lane...
- Spanish dating news: A new TikTok-inspired craze has swept Spain - single people head to Mercadona supermarket between 7pm and 8pm, put an upside-down pineapple in their trolley and cruise the aisles looking for pick-ups. Been there, done that. Without the pineapple.
- Science news: Mobile phones do not contribute to brain cancer, according to a new scientific study for the World Health Organisation. Maybe twats will stop holding their damned phoned at right-angles to their face and use them properly now?
- Acting royalty news: Sir Ian "Serena" McKellen has quashed suggestions of retirement, and wants to play "Gandalf" again - "I'm not letting anyone else put on the pointy hat and beard if I can help it."
- And finally: A full-size Xmas tree was spotted on a street in Bromley. In August!
And the weather? Up and down like a whore's drawers.
