Wednesday, 7 June 2017

Vote Pussy!



It may not be anywhere near as tortuous and long-drawn-out as in America, but I am heartily sick of this bloody General Election and will be very glad when it's all over and done with tomorrow!

It's time for a random diversionary tactic...


Je suis oh-so-hot
Vous-voulez my twat?
S'il vous plait

French bitch
Vous-voulez my twat?
S'il vous plait
You're wasting your time
Saw my man, so she felt the need to scratch an itch
Je suis oh-so-hot
Vous-voulez my twat?
S'il vous plait
You've given her candy and you've given her snow
But the dirty little motherfucker won't let go

French bitch
Je suis oh-so-hot
Vous-voulez my twat?
S'il vous plait
You're wasting your time
Saw my man, so she felt the need to scratch an itch
Je suis oh-so-hot
Vous-voulez my twat?
S'il vous plait
You've given her candy and you've given her snow

She got the man on fire
She's all these thoughts like a pacifier
She wants her legs much higher
But if she gets too close, then she's gonna expire


If Miss Pussy Tourette were standing for Prime Minister, I would definitely vote for her..!

6 comments:

  1. You're lucky I won't see my husband all day as he's poll clerking

    Only thing I'm looking forward to is the news quiz when it's all over!

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    1. Been there, done that - it's a bloody long day! Jx

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  2. Either way... you surely can't end up with it as bad as we have?!?!? Ahhhhh the fabulous Pussy Tourette. Another favorite of hers is Kiss.

    Just how I picture a courtroom with me in. I feel like cuttings some runways now......

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    1. A good slapping is all it takes... Jx

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  3. Yes, you definitely out-stupided us last year. Well done.

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    1. None of our candidates is orange. Nor a complete idiot. Jx

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