I unbutton my waist coat, then my vest, take off my braces, take off my celluloid collar, then roll up my dickie, take off my spats and get out the button hook to remove my shoes, unfasten my sock garters, then I pull off my boxers and then, only then I'm able to have sex with him, providing he's still there.
I unbutton my waist coat, then my vest, take off my braces, take off my celluloid collar, then roll up my dickie, take off my spats and get out the button hook to remove my shoes, unfasten my sock garters, then I pull off my boxers and then, only then I'm able to have sex with him, providing he's still there.
ReplyDeleteThat's why a gentleman always has a gentleman's gentleman on hand for such occasions.
DeleteThe more the merrier, I say... Jx
Depending on how big that man is, I just might drop to my knees.
ReplyDeleteThat's the spirit! Jx
DeleteI was going to comment but I injured myself tripping over Thom.
ReplyDeleteHope you didn't fall into ayeM8y's rolled-up dickie. Jx
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