Every country in the former British Empire has demanded Britain resume full political control now it has proven it is great again.The Daily Mash
Australia, India, Canada, Egypt and South Africa, among a host of others, have all dissolved their governments in a show of awestruck admiration for the British lion’s newfound mighty roar.
Kenya’s president Uluru Kenyatta said: “We never wanted Britain to stop ruling us in the first place – why ever would we? – but you just needed to grab hold of your mojo again.
“Don’t worry about giving us voting rights or any of that nonsense. Now you are once again a proud, resurgent nation unafraid of political correctness, we have absolute trust you will act in our best interest. And the world’s.
“I step down this afternoon. Oh man, I hope we get Michael Gove as governor. That guy is the best.”
The UK now commands a fifth of the world’s population and one-quarter of its total habitable land, which is as it should be.
Retired headmistress Margaret Gerving, from Guildford, said: “I don’t know why America is insisting on being independent. I’m sure they’ll stop being silly eventually.”
Of course.
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I put in my application for my neighborhood to be a colony just this afternoon. If Trump actually becomes president, it would certainly be a better option.
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