Monday again! Sod it.
As we haul ourselves back out into the bleak and bitter air, just to sit and be bleak and bitter in the office, so we need something jolly to cheer our spirits...
...and, with it being Hallowe'en this week, who better to sing for us on this Tacky Music Monday but... Morticia Addams!
Death is just around the corner
Waiting patiently to strike.
One unplanned electrocution
That's the kind of end
I can comprehend.
When I'm feeling uninspired
Or I need a little spree
I'm reborn knowing
Death is just around the corner
Coming after me.
Death is just around the corner
Waiting high upon the hill
Someone buried in an avalanche (gasp)
That's the kind of fig
I can really dig.
Marriage often disappoints you.
Not each husband is a gem.
So I'll mourn
Knowing death is just around the corner
Coming after them.
If life were plums
I'll muddle through some.
But when death comes
I hope it's gruesome. (hot-cha)
Some people die from public stoning,
Faulty wiring, faulty zoning,
Cherry pits they didn't know were there.
It could be by a jungle cat
A slippery mat.
A baseball bat.
Perhaps an unsuccessful love affair.
It could be on a speeding train,
It could be underwater.
It could be too much Novocain
Or even by your daughter.
Perhaps a bad mosquito bite.
A title fight.
Religious rite.
My darlings, it might even be tonight.
Death is just around the corner
No one's ever been immune.
Turning off a respirator
With a simple click
Strenuously quick.
I can face a new tomorrow
If I make it past today.
I feel good saying
Death is just around the corner
Simply on its way.
Death is just around the corner
And you have to be enthralled.
For your death is just around the corner
Happy being both the mourned and mourner
Because death is just around the corner
Coming for us all.
I'll drink to that!
Very Jolly
ReplyDeleteI love it! Jx
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