I wouldn't mind unwrapping Chris Hemsworth on Xmas morning
It's the Most. Pointless. Monday. Ever.
So, we've struggled to wake ourselves on a dank and dark morning once again, and for what? A morning of sitting in a deserted office, "checking emails"; then (if the bosses are feeling magnanimous) off to the pub at lunchtime, before doing some last minute shopping and heading home again...
On this Tacky Music Xmas Eve Monday, only the Del Rubio Triplets can save the day:
That put a smile on my face. Briefly.
Happy Christmas, even though you don't go in for all that commercial jollity.
ReplyDeleteI shall have a glass of fizz and think of you.
And for chrissake, cheer up! You'll be off to Espagna before long!xx
I am cheerful. My Hemsworth's just arrived! Apparently it was too big to fit in the front door, so they've plonked it in the back passage... Jx
DeletePS Clink, clink, fizz, dearie! [OK - that was the advertising slogan for Alka-Seltzer, but hey ho.]
hahaha!
DeleteJust imagine walking through his Winter Wonderland ! Happy Holly day
ReplyDeletePulling a cracker until a prize pops out comes to mind. Jx
DeleteI LOVE the Del Rubio Triplets! My annual tradition is to watch Pee-Wee's Christmas Special on DVD, featuring this very performance.
ReplyDeleteHappy Christmas to you and your Mister.
Wasn't he the one who got arrested for wanking in a gay porn cinema? Wholesome family viewing, indeed.
DeleteBah Humbug, dear Mistress! Jx
Happy Christmas, m'dear!!!
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't mind tugging on his bow....
SXXX
Be careful of your top set if you're planning to do it with your teeth...
DeleteBah Humbug, Miss Scarlet! Jx
That makes two of us!!!! I wish you a Happy Yuletide dear!!!! Knock back some nog and gin!
ReplyDeleteLet me guess...Bah-Humbug?
“Eggnog, who thought that one up? You know what eggnog really is. You're not gonna want to hear it, but I'll tell ya. It's elf cum. You might as well pour it down your back and slap your self on the ass.” ― Dave Attell
DeleteHo. Jx
Bah Humbug!!! Recently watched Pee Wee's wanking special. It ain't Christmas without the Del Rubio's! Or Grace Jones Drummer Boy!
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas
Thankfully, I've never seen it. We in the UK had Morecambe & Wise instead - such gems as Shirley Bassey wearing a big boot, Glenda Jackson as the most hilarious Cleopatra ever, and the incredible BBC-Newsreaders-do-South-Pacific sketch. Jx
DeleteVery merry etc., etc.... And the Pee Wee specialis onr og the most charmingly irreverent ways to spend some time during the Festering Season.
ReplyDelete"Specialis onr og" sounds a bit like Welsh to me. Or else Cognac. Jx
DeletePS Bah Humbug, Mr Peenee!