Meghan Windsor, the Duchess of Sussex, has outlined plans to move the county to just off the coast of California.The Daily Mash
The former Suits actress has told friends that while she likes Sussex the weather is rather changeable and it is too close to her in-laws for her to properly relax.
A palace insider said: “The plan is to saw along the county boundary, attach it to a few of the Navy’s stronger battleships and simply tow it across the Atlantic.
“Harry’s all for it – he went to Afghanistan just to get away from his family, let’s not forget – because he understands marriage is about compromise.
“England won’t miss it, it’s only a little sideways scoop from the bottom, and it’ll hugely boost house prices in newly-coastal Surrey so the government can’t oppose it without alienating their core voters.
“And finally Brighton will be just across the water from its big brother San Francisco like it always wanted. It’s a visionary move.”
Bognor Regis resident Mary Fisher said: “Well, I suppose it’ll make a nice change from staring out to sea and hating the French.”
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Oh dear...it does sound very doable...until they get their wee raft across the Atlantic. Because now they have to drag it all the way across to California, which is ON THE OTHER SIDE!
ReplyDeleteYou see, this is what happens when education is dumbed-down.
It would be the longest trip many people is Sussex have ever had! Jx
DeleteI suppose its a bit big to squeeze through the Panama Canal...
DeleteJust One Of Those Things, I suppose...
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Welcome back...I trust you and yours have a wonderful trip?
ReplyDeleteI must admit...as beautiful as the new Duchess of Sussex is...I don't trust her. Can't quite put my finger on it, but something is not right. I don't see this lasting.
Hollywood actress. Says it all, really... Jx
DeleteI'm wishing I still lived in Sussex now!
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You'd notice the increase in temperature as you finally reached California, I suppose. Jx
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