Tuesday, 1 May 2018

Hooray Hooray

...the first of May:

Outdoor sex begins today!


Gore Vidal and friend

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    1. But is that your jumper? Jx

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  2. Are you crazy? Have you seen/heard the weather out there?
    Sx

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    1. Have you not heard of willy-warmers?! Jx

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    2. She needs a muff warmer dear...unless there is something Scarlet isn't telling us.

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    3. I need a roof, four walls, and a chandelier to swing from. I'm not going outside until July!
      Sx

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    4. Judging by the weather we usually get around Wimbledon fortnight, I doubt that is the best choice... Jx

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    5. Well, if it make you two feel better, we were cold and dreary, with a nice day here and there. This weekend and week is already in the 80's...with a high of 91 degrees for Thursday and Friday.

      Nothing more enjoyable then going from winter right to summer...cashmere turtlenecks to speedo's...if I'm lucky.

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    6. That does not make me feel any better at all. We are due a peep of sunshine this weekend, however, so I may be able to loosen my cravat if I'm lucky. Jx

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  3. God I hope that chap was overpaid.

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    1. The wacky world of modelling! Jx

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    1. Mr Vidal seemed to be enjoying it. Jx

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  5. So that's how Vidal spent his literary royalties!

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    1. "Sex is. There is nothing more to be done about it. Sex builds no roads, writes no novels and sex certainly gives no meaning to anything in life but itself." - Gore Vidal

      Jx

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  6. Genuinely thought that was Sir David Attenborough sat in the chair there!

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    1. I can just hear him whispering: "It is the greatest source of excitement; the greatest source of visual beauty; the greatest source of intellectual interest. It is the greatest source of so much in life that makes life worth living." Of course, he was referring to the natural world, not to a naked man clambering out of a pool. But it fits. Jx

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  7. According to Stephen Fry most of David Attenborough's films have to be edited out because of all the gay aminal sex.

    Perhaps when he dies he will leave his priceless collection of gay animal porn to the nation

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    1. I hear the sound of Mr Fry's tongue poking sharply into his cheek, there... Jx

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    2. Possibly, I would titatotabuset my power if I was sat in the QI chair.

      And Sir DavidsD wife be devastated to find out about her husnhusba collection of gay animal porn, even more to have found out about it through a game show

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    3. I do love discovering new words - but "titatotabuset" has defeated even the mighty Google, as has "husnhusba"... Are they perhaps Hawaiian? Or Inuit? Jx

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    4. To Titatotabuset: To make up utter lies for the purpose of a BBC panel game, knowing your voice is so trustworthy they will be believed.

      A Husnhusba - man who owns an extensive collection of gay animal porn.



      I MEANT to say "totally abuse" and "husband" which is

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    5. ....Which is slightly disturbing in itself.

      I'm sure animals all have their suspicions about Sir David... Hats off to them still being able to perform knowing that he's filming them and providing a commentary -

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    6. Call My Bluff! I could hear the voice of Robert Robinson as I read your reply...

      As for animals shagging, I reckon those Bonobos would be at it regardless of who or what was watching! Jx

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  8. Also - what's with the jumper?

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    1. It's some kind of fashion shoot, evidently. I don't think they sold many jumpers. Jx

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