Friday, 11 May 2018

That European singsong competition thing you guys lose your shit over



Another tedious week drags to a close, and we are on the eve of our grand Eurovision Song Contest/house-warming/20th anniversary/"any excuse" party!

Good news - the fascist Chinese TV channel that airbrushed rainbow flags from its broadcast of the semi-finals has been banned from showing the contest. Bad news - Deadpool says we have "woken the sleeping moose" for not allowing Canada into the contest ("You let in Australia and they're barely on the planet!"):


Love that. But, enough of the distractions - let's get this year's party started (a little prematurely, maybe) with a clutch of some (vaguely) Disco-themed or just plain danceable classics, and thank Eurovision it's Friday!





Don't forget to rip your skirt off at the key-change, peeps...

4 comments:

  1. I always rip my skirt off during the key change! Any key change. In any song.
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    1. Including Beethoven's Ode To Joy. At the Royal Albert Hall. Jx

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  2. 22 years ago (YIKES!), down our local in Cromer, we'd be "No, we're not going down The Pit (the "club" in Cromer) tonight. It's ghastlier than a thousand ghouls." Then, about 12 Hooches each later, we'd be flinging ourselves around the stickiest dancefloor in North-Norfolk to Gina G. Good times!

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    1. 21 years ago (YIKES!), I saw Gina G live; among the many acts at the last free Gay Pride festival on Clapham Common. I and my friend Richard had sniffed so much poppers that we would have danced to a "Crazy Frog" ring-tone by that stage, however... Jx

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