Wednesday, 1 April 2026

Fools!

From Leicestershire Fire and Rescue Service this morning:

At 01:04 this morning, Beacon Hill in Charnwood, which has lain peacefully dormant for countless millennia, suddenly and unexpectedly erupted, sending millions of tonnes of super-heated rock, ash and magma into Earth's atmosphere.

Please avoid the area.

A cursory glance at the calendar, on receiving such news, would have alerted you to the fact - it's April Fools' Day again! Here are some of the choicest pranks:

Don't like the jam in Jammie Dodgers? Try the "middles"...

Apparently most people log in to play the National Lottery while on the loo - and Tombola has announced a themed toilet seat...

Oh, yummy - how about IKEA's new meatball-flavoured lollipop..?

Whovians of the world head to Iceland! - their new "Darlic Bread" is apparently in stores now...

Ever wondered what those sneaky sheep are saying behind your back? Herdy Homewares has an app for that...

Chocolate-covered Babybel, anyone?

There were loads more, of course, including a Scottish Mountain Rescue search and rescue cat, Robert Gordon University's "therapy capybara", Asda's adult-sized shopping trolley seats and the announcement of the "first female James Bond"...

...and then there's this:

All very clever. Did anyone fall for any of them?

9 comments:

  1. Nope! I read about them all first! Gone are the days of the proper April Fool jokes, such as the spaghetti farm on Nationwide.
    I think The Guardian's lunar dust might have been an April Fool?
    Sx

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    1. Oh, it was about mining of the moon - it really should be an April Fool, but apparently not!
      Sx

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    2. Either a) there's a lot less imagination amongst the people creating these spoofs (i.e. barely-concealed marketing as a substitute for journalism), or b) in the age of social media, everyone's too worried about scaring stupid people or else being held responsible for someone's actions and receiving a complaint/lawsuit/death threat. A bit of both, probably. Jx

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  2. I think the Jammie Dodgers Middles could be a real thing - I'm sure some people would buy them. Not me though, I'll save myself for the Darlic Bread!

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  3. Ooh, a meatball lollipop. Somehow, that and Jammie Dodgers Middles are possibilities. They’d sell.

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    1. I imagine they might...

      The very idea of a meatball lollipop makes me cringe. Jx

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  4. So disappointed Icelands new "Darlic Bread" isn't real but relieved that there is no such thing as a meatball lollipop.

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    1. We would certainly have a box or two of "Darlic bread" in our freezer if it was real... Jx

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